SeptemberSass

HA! Try to keep me down, but I come back again. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

@Mrdecent000 Instead of putting a boot on the car, why didn’t they just tow her ass out of there?

Getting revenge on my awful neighbor...😡

@KeruboSk I would just not have attended

My entitled cousin sent out a mass text saying that family members who didn’t contribute at least $200 to her wedding fund would be seated at the 'Budget Table' near the kitchen. So, I decided to give her exactly what she paid for." The bride of the family is heavily emphasizing cash gifts, explicitly tiering her guests based on their financial contributions. The storyteller, annoyed by the absolute lack of shame, decides to RSVPs as a "Tier 3" guest (giving nothing upfront) and accepts her fate at the kitchen table. The storyteller happens to be the cousin who owns a luxury event-printing business and was asked to do the wedding invitations, seating charts, and menus for free as a "family favor." "Since my lack of a cash gift put me at the 'Budget Table,' I applied that exact same budget to her printing. The invitations went out on standard printer paper in Comic Sans font. If you want premium service, Karen, you don't seat your vendors next to the dishwashers

@Suzierizzo1 Smarmy. Or asskisser. Either works

Describe Speaker Mike Johnson in one word! 👇👇👇

@Chuckforevver Right here!🙋‍♀️

I’m looking for more Canadians that love our country but hate the guy currently in charge south of the border and how he’s treating us, his country and others in the world. No Carney haters either.

@wurwurz Wireless

Bralette bra. The cutest.

@ItsDeanBlundell Ewww

😂😂😂🤣

I’m fully convinced people are using this word in completely the wrong context 😭 cause what the fuck do you mean? First they said Stucky is incest, now they’re claiming Romanogers is too?? 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

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@DysfunctionalJH I couldn’t even roll my eyes behind their backs because they knew

Did anyone else grow up in a household where rolling your eyes was considered talking back?

@CrazyVibes_1 The reason children like that throw tantrums is because their parents constantly give in to them.

✈️ Imagine boarding a flight and settling into the seat you carefully selected and paid extra for, just to enjoy the view from the window. Minutes later, a mother with her crying child approaches and asks you to switch seats with the child. She's about to plead, as if giving in were your obligation. You're about to get up, because you were raised to be kind. But then you remember: you've been enduring the child's constant crying for several minutes. You stop and think: "Why should someone else have to put up with the tantrums of a child who barely knows me? Why give up what I worked hard to get just because?" So you calmly reply: "I'm sorry, I'd rather not move." That's what Jennifer, a passenger on a flight in Brazil, did. She refused to give up her seat and was filmed without her consent by the boy's mother, who accused her of lacking empathy: "I'm filming your face because it's disgusting that in the 21st century you have no empathy for a child." Jennifer didn't insult anyone. She didn't react with anger. But the media exposure cost her dearly: she went viral, was publicly shamed, all for saying "no" to something that wasn't her responsibility. Today, months later, Jennifer has decided to take action. She has sued the mother for defamation and emotional distress, and also the airline for failing to defend her against the harassment or intervene as they should have. According to her, the flight attendants even asked her to give in to the child's tantrum, which she considers inappropriate and unprofessional. Jennifer isn't seeking revenge. She's seeking respect. She's seeking to set boundaries. Because saying no is also a right. And this time, she might just win against the system that abandoned her. What do you think? Did he defend himself justifiably? Or do you think he overreacted?

@Jen22Colorado And they claimed to hate homosexuals

This. Is.Not.Normal.

@Mv_4u Chris. Always

Chris Evans or Henry Cavill Who's your pick ? 👇

@chukwudebo @ceraliza He’s sleeping around and he projected that onto her. I wonder if all those coworkers who fed them this BS were women. That he was sleeping with.

@ceraliza There must have been some elements of distrust for him to have pushed for this, even while you were still healing

Three weeks after I gave birth, my husband asked for a DNA test. I was still recovering, barely sleeping, still in pain when he said it like it was normal: “I think we should do a paternity test.” At first, I thought he was joking, He wasn’t. Apparently his coworkers had spent months feeding him stories about men unknowingly raising children that weren’t theirs and one even commented that our son looked nothing like him. So instead of trusting me his wife of 5 years he decided he needed “peace of mind.” “If there’s nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter,” he said. That was the moment something in me broke, because I wasn’t just recovering from childbirth anymore, I was being treated like a suspect. I didn’t even argue anymore. I just agreed to the test. After that, everything between us went cold. When the results came back, they confirmed what I already knew: 99.9999% probability of paternity. He looked relieved and said, “See? Now we can move on.” But I couldn’t. Because the problem was never the test it was the fact that he believed strangers before he believed me. That same week, I filed for divorce.

@Gratitude_Inher @ceraliza Why would he? He obviously doesn’t give two shits about her. And now she’s realizing she made a major mistake having children with this overgrown mama’s boy

@ceraliza Talk about wrong timings. Bringing a child into the world and navigating postpartum recovery is incredibly difficult. Women go through so much and truly deserve a lot of patience and grace. A paternity test is flexible, give your partner space to recover first.

@wurwurz Tuesday we had a 36 humidex. This morning it was 4°. Mother nature needs to get back on her hormone medication

Good morning, bonjour. We are still dealing with rain, wind and chilly temperatures. I need the sun to come back and days starting to look like real Spring. I hope you're luckier than we are in France. Have a great Wednesday!

@Mellyfax @CanadianCoffey Maybe we should turn the electricity breaker off?

@Mellyfax @CanadianCoffey With everything we exported to them, at a discount, I might add, if anything we were subsidizing them to 200 billion a year

I have no words for this pedophile lying POS. Canada is just not that into you America.

@LePapillonBlu2 @AZ_Brittney I said that a year ago when he got back in

Donald Trump says that he may be in power in 2032. Who else believes Trump is not ever gonna want to leave the W.H?

@DrNeilStone Or it could be the drugs he snorted off filthy toilet seat seats

Either RFK Jr is the only recorded person to develop the voice disorder spasmodic dysphonia after a flu shot Or it's got nothing to do with the vaccine at all and he has made it up because it suits his anti vaccine agenda I think l can guess which it is....

@Always_Me_Jeff How many guesses do I get?

How stupid must you be…