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Kyle Kulinski: “A sundowning president with Alzheimer’s who’s a malignant narcissist is dragging us into WW3 committing war crimes on a daily basis and crashing the global economy and nobody is actually grabbing the steering wheel. It’s beyond grotesque”

got good health news today. post op is looking great, and i plan to stick around for a while. it’s thanks to everyone’s support that i can do this. i can’t even begin to express my gratitude. here’s a vending machine for what i hoped was generic snacks but its just scrubs

I genuinely think I might die and never see or hear anything funnier than this.

🚨 EXCL: Man Utd close to agreement with Kobbie Mainoo + Harry Maguire over new contracts. Proposed deal would keep 20yo midfielder at #MUFC until 2031 on improved terms. 33yo defender offered 1+1yr deal. Work still needed but talks advanced @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/71342…

We are saddened to learn our former goalkeeping coach Silvino Louro has passed away. Our thoughts go out to Silvino's family and friends at this difficult time.

DNA 💪🏼 @ManUtd

Malaa (Alter Ego) x Samuel Moriero just dropped ⚔️ so excited to have finally released this tune, hope y’all enjoy it

When are tech folk going to get that people like wasting time, it's life. They don't optimize for efficiency, they try to get by, they watch dumb stuff, they enjoy shopping. Inefficiency is another work for living and life. Your m mean and median job isn't a software engineer in Menlo Park, it's Ashley in accounts in a not for profit in Columbus, it's Jesse , the office manager for a tool rental business in Tallahassee, they are more likely to use a Fax machine than Slack. They quite like meetings because they like chatting, they'll use AI to make a better invite to their baby shower, not agentify their job. These people, nor their bosses boss, aren't in a rush to build software as a side hustle, they are keen to use AI to check if their vet is overcharging them. They'd like AI to check spelling on the email to the school governor. They don't want agentic commerce, they want AI to be in the background and make living a little less stressful

Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth: “Terrorist regimes target civilians, we do not.” According to UNICEF the U.S. has already hit 20 schools, 10 hospitals, and killed over 1,300 civilians including 300 children. So by Hegseth’s own logic the U.S. is a terrorist regime.

No more forever wars.

Call it a Crazy runback. @Phonyfps @Genburten @Verhulst return as CRT for ALGS Year 6. CRAZYな奴らが帰ってくる. ALGS Year 6では Phony Genburten Verhulst が再びCRTとして立ち上がる.

This morning I called James and congratulated him on becoming the Senate nominee. Texas is primed to turn blue and we must remain united because this is bigger than any one person. This is about the future of all 30 million Texans and getting America back on track. With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominees and win. I’m committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect democrats up and down the ballot.

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

BREAKING: 51 Iranian children killed, 60 students wounded after joint US-Israel strikes hit girls' school in Iran.

the worst people alive love to take every single plate in the gym to do quarter reps on the leg press machine

Michael Carrick on Sir Jim Ratcliffe's comments that immigrants had colonised the UK and the impact of his words: “Sir Jim made his statement and the club made a statement on the back of it. It is not my place to add to that. Enough has ben said in that regard.  I have been around this club many years and we always make a huge impact globally and we are really responsible for that.  Throughout the years, as a player and member of staff as a supporter, we are really proud of the environment and culture we’ve got at the club.  Equality and diversity and respect for each other is something we look to carry through every day. I have travelled the world and know what this club means to a lot of people. I am aware of the responsibility we have.”

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Rich people ruin literally fuckin everything that anybody enjoys and it's not even for anything good it's just an ego trip, while the rest of us have to sit by and be happy with scraps.