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Evan Kerr ⚙️

@Evan_Kerr_

Above average cornhole player. Fantasy football enthusiast. @DFF_Dynasty Staff Writer #DFFArmy #Devy Veterinarian. IG: i_dont_evan_kerr

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Evan Kerr ⚙️@Evan_Kerr_·
Starting to release some of my freshman rankings for the 2025 class. I will keep them all in a single thread for easy access. Initial thoughts are that this is a pretty deep and talented QB class and is somewhat underwhelming at the skill positions. Let me know what you think!
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Marty Mush
Marty Mush@martymush·
I haven't stopped watching this video. Tyson was truly shocked Ohtani was a guy
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Evan Kerr ⚙️@Evan_Kerr_·
If Bron is truly into chasing legacy, the only logical choice is Philly. Being the only player to ever do something is special. Being the first player to ever win a chip with four teams would be something he could hold over everyone else forever.
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Mark Valorian@markvalorian·
A critical element that the "rulebook purists" arguing Balogun deserved a red card are conveniently overlooking: BALOGUN was the one who was challenged from behind. The Bosnian player played *through* Balogun from behind and placed himself in the path of Balogun's natural step. When he begins taking that step, Balogun has no idea the Bosnian player would even be in front of him. In that sense, you can't really even consider his move a "challenge." It was simply a step that incidentally landed in the same place the opponent's foot did. In fact, the reason Balogun's step came down so hard is *because* the Bosnian player challenged into him and knocked him off balance. This is not "reckless" or "excessive force" by any stretch of the imagination. The red card was *obviously* unjustified from the outset. The only thing FIFA got wrong here is not immediately suspending the red card after the match.
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Aidan Doc 🧸@AidanDoc__·
LeBron to Cavs would just be a mistake but I get he wants a storybook ending even though I don’t get it. The story in Cleveland is already finished. Going back would just be the same chapter but worse.
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OnPattison@OnPattison·
Paul Skenes is an All-Star and Zack Wheeler isn't. 🔎
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Josh Reynolds@JoshReynolds24·
Well this is the craziest thing to wake up to… Max Kellerman & Rich Paul break down why LeBron is seriously considering joining the Philadelphia 76ers… Listen to every word he says. Absolutely fascinating & honestly cannot believe this is our reality. We have a real chance.
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Nuel@LfcNuel·
🚨🗣️ José Mourinho on the VAR double standard between Lionel Messi and Folarin Balogun: "When I speak about the system, people call me crazy. They say Mourinho is always complaining. But today, the whole world saw the script with their own eyes. Folarin Balogun makes an accidental step, a completely natural movement of a striker fighting for the ball, and VAR calls the referee like a crime has been committed. A straight red card. He misses the biggest game of his life. But when the poster boy of FIFA, Lionel Messi, puts his studs into the calf of an opponent, the VAR room suddenly loses their internet connection. The referee goes blind. It is a completely different rulebook. If Balogun's name was Folarin Messi, he would not have even received a warning. It is not about the severity of the foul anymore; it is entirely about the name printed on the back of the shirt. It is a disgrace."
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Charlie O'Connor
Charlie O'Connor@charlieo_conn·
I don't think any of the roster moves the Flyers have made this offseason (Woll, Hathaway, Acciari, Foerster extension, Vladar extension, etc) are bad. In fact, basically all of them have been good! But at some point, you gotta do something that moves the needle dramatically.
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Ryan Hammer🔨@ryanhammer09·
This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依@japan_nobunaga

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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i like food@messedupfoods·
Coca cola was so dramatic 😭
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The 44 ⚽️@The_Forty_Four·
NOT ON LIVE TV😭😭😭😭 “What do you guys call him? A fucking wanker right?” THIERRY HENRY COULDN’T BELIEVE IT😭😭😭😭😭😭
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