Dan Evans

Game day! The mullet has been trimmed off ready , chip has changed the batter ready for the chips after the game and heather has a new barrel of Madri ready to pour pints over our heads! Uppa donks !

What a double header double heather wkd it was. 2nds beating blaenymaes with 2 goals from shep + 1 from revaldo. great result againts top of the league! Also First smashed ragged 5-1 scampi getting fucking 4! Big rip back in the royal after the 6 points! #bartsimpson #daigower

Game day! #uppadonks

Cracking weekend for penclawdd afc securing 6 points and some sexy football played. Bouncing back at the royal celebrating our victories and obviously liverpool losing as well. Dai gower man of the match with his dance moves! #uppadonks

@TomHowell123 @BonnieBlue_xoxo can you confirm please, did you two shag the other day?

@WayneRooney wazzzaaa can you end a lads debate please . What is your combined all time premiership team of liverpool and Manchester united?

@Victoria_Peach_ Wowwwwzaaaaa 😍

Front or back? 👀

Class result 4 penclawdd first team yesterday, securing a solid 6-1 win against boenymean. They used to be called welsh cake rovers, every player had a bold welsh cake on top cut by fiver with his dodgy hair clippers. Rumour has it they were all monks b4 in Tabernacle #uppadonks

@TomHowell123 That bird you shagged the other day said you were shite. You told everyone the house shook and you had to get a roofer in. 😂 #tomthick #saynomore

cracking result for the donks 2nd team. Only reserve game on in the swansea league thanks to geraldo! #sprouttheshagger. Reverse winning 2-1 in a gusty game againts saints. Man of the match #goggles the ref for not awarding saints goal clearly a yard in the box! #upppadonks

Finally the Rev has come back ….. home! #uppadonks #wwe #heather #prankcalls #fiver #jog #brandnewsecondhand

Very bad performance for Bony last night against top of the league Bampis. Bony with 5 defenders out, maguire, varane, wan b, shaw and Martinez it was an organised chaos! 🫤 5-0 to Bampis but we go again! #uppabony

3-0 win 4 Bony 2nite under the elba floodlights 50,000 whats. Gabbo taking on 5 players 2 slot in a lovely solo goal Handbags led 2 a sending off 4 Bony,we still controlled the game. Sexy footy fromBony, 2 great team goals -lovely smash from Jay + a volley from Rev .MOTM Gabbo

Bonys unbeaten run continues as 1-1 draw . Bony went 1-0 down after scampi stepped his size 6s inside box 📦 gave away a pen,but soon enough made up 4 it with a lovely run + a goal! Bony on top of the game with 81 percent possession ( according to live scores stats) MOTM josh Gab

Help us support @penclawddrfc's fundraiser for new floodlights at Graig Y Coed! spacehive.com/floodlights-at…

Another good win for Bony tonight. Some sexy footy played from Bony, playing a tactical 4 in the back at one point. Fans saying it was like watch city keep the ball. A late winner from Elliot celebrating the sui + pitch invasion! Rickard MOTM for keeping us in it again!!

Bony scraped 2-1 win l. night v Tawe, but what could of been double figures! Tawe went ahead from poor defending but Cam made it 1-1 with a superb volley. A lot of chances missed from Revaldo (69 shots) Rug, el + new boy.Rev made up 4 it with a goal in fergie time MOTM -Cam

Humongoussssssssss