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@alyankovic wanted to watch your movie for my birthday. Nov 4th! But can't access roku in Australia. Uncool and sad. :(

@elonmusk You've been a busy bee. May I turn your attention towards Heroes of the Storm? *grin*

@disneyplus why have 2 seasons of the Orville and not the 3rd???

@DragonSquadFam Teleporting could be really good ad my bf lives half the world away. Would have to be past customs though or that could get tricky. The memory one would be amazing because so many things could be accomplished

So fam, which three are you picking and why? I’m curious 🤔😝

I am also from Texas. I don't own a gun and I don't have an Oscar but I couldn't agree more with everything this ardent supporter of the 2A had to say. He has a much bigger voice and much tighter abs. Thank you #MatthewMcConaughey. abcn.ws/3tlyP7o

@Alanna_Sterling And the problem is? 🙃 lol

I'm happy Twitter gives me a chance to think as I type bc if someone asked me this irl I would blurt out "up my ass, CAFFEINE ENEEMAAA sorry" and then giggle like a hyena. And thats on ~Impulsivity~😉✨️

@Alanna_Sterling not that you need it, but would love to see you on the voice or some such show. Blow them outta the water

@elonmusk Those are some tig ol bitties

@elonmusk Was really fun! Shame we couldn't stay later. Bf had to play a HoTS tourny. *shakes head*

@AbraxusL Wooot! No you don't

I fucking hate my cousin.

@chrishemsworth From Melbourne? Lies! I've lived in Victoria most of my 35 years and have never seen you. Never! :P come at me bro

@AbraxusL Tis!

Tis the day of my birthday

@GeelongCats someone draft that pigeon from centre field. He's got nerves of steel!

Never knew that cat-crunches were a thing. Or maybe it’s early fitness-prep for when they take over the world and become our overlords. twitter.com/buitengebieden…

@woolworths sorry to say but failing hard this year. Phone rings out or says "disconnected" after about 10 rings at your Sebastapol Vic location. Calling regarding an order that was, according to your service, delivered. Yet, it was not. Poor form

@venus47203379 @neiltyson Utterly amazing!

@neiltyson Happy #LunarNewYear

Yesterday was the first New Moon after January 21. And so Happy New Year to the zillion people of Planet Earth who celebrate this day on the 2500 year old Chinese Calendar. Unlike New Year’s Day on the western Gregorian calendar, the Chinese New Year is astronomically inspired.

@joelmchale Yeah mate but also naw

You good?

@neiltyson If you believe in quantum entanglement, I don't think talking to the T.V is that odd.

@hughlaurie I think he should be referred to by name and defendant, not by a job title. Like a regular person. A regular person on trial for criminal acts.

I ask it because the Defendant may have cynically calculated a value in being referred to (or addressed?) as President 75,000 times a day on national TV. That being the point at issue.

@Jon_Favreau @themandalorian He gotta be like "I'll never eat another egg again" after this....*gasp* You cheeky bastard!