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@laurencefvk We'll be the judge of that

On completing what I hope is the final edit of Ruple and Evelyn, here's a little fact for you. The original, potato stamp cover release, is 59,000 words long. This "final" edit, is 128,000 words. It is essentially twice as long. Does that make it any better? Probably not.

What if you’re not a piece of shit and what if everybody doesn’t secretly hate you? Just saying.

Ladies. Show of hands, how many times has a man gotten aggressive when you turned them down? Quick.

Free advertisement @Condimaniac 🖤❤️

Thank christ @KierKemp made it, my heart was pounding for a sec there #FutureFoodStars

Lol #FutureFoodStars

The elder emos are a force to be reckoned with, don't underestimate the power of the eyeliner @KierKemp slaying it this week 🖤 #FutureFoodStars

@laurencefvk Intrigued to see the evolution of the tale, the different angles of magic. A writer's work is never truly done

I am yet again trawling through fucking Ruple & Evelyn again to get it as close as possible to readable, should a magical reissue occur, in line with the others and - finally - The Bloodless King Pt 1.

Lol what do the other contestants do when Gordon is in the grillroom #FutureFoodStars

Professional af 💪 Stunning promo @KierKemp #FutureFoodStars

Anyone who hasn't fucked up on their first day working in a bar/restaurant is lying, bit harsh task tbf #FutureFoodStars

@KierKemp Relatable

This seems to be the next meme to surface from #FutureFoodStars 😂

@mikeylordasf Yes you are 😍 Cannae wait for Keighley

sometimes when i get a Bit Sad i watch this absolute magic

Dear #Taurus, Always remember, if they wanted, they would.

How I'm coasting through 2023 😂 #FutureFoodStars

Steps/vengaboys You best believe I busted out those dance routines like I was 6 again

Still in awe of @fvkillers last night, they were as amazing as ever & I can't explain how much I have missed this part of my life. I am whole again and my world is complete ;; Thank you for once again making my dreams come true @DrewFVK @KierKemp @laurencefvk @LukeFVK @BarroneFVK

Absolute pleasure seeing the wonderful @fvkillers again ;; 🖤❤️

And suddenly it's 2014, see you in Sheffield 😍

If anyone saw my sister on Calendar News collecting her shopping from a delivery robot in her love heart pj bottoms, she is an icon and that's all there is to know