Steven Bailey

3 things that are 100% okay when you’re starting something new: - Looking Dumb - Making Mistakes - Getting Laughed At Do it anyways… Most never will.

@MattWallace888 You’ve finally been caught @StevieWonder

@JohnMorganESQ Just an ambulance chaser with an inflated ego

Today I have an announcement to make...

👨🏻‍🍳 that 🥖

T-minus 4 days until I’m jobless for the first time in 10 years. If anyone is hiring, here’s what I bring to the table: - 9 years CEO experience - 9 years janitor experience - 9 years customer service experience - 9 years therapist experience - 9 years emergency problem solver - 9 years arguing with insurance companies and printers Skills: ✔ Can make “we’re working on it” sound very professional ✔ Can turn complete chaos into slightly more organized chaos ✔ Proficient in Excel, anxiety, and pretending everything is under control Expected salary: somewhere between “entry level” and “private island.” DM me with opportunities.

@aestheticsguyy @Raylivez1

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

@not_jeffepstein This dudes gotta have some dirt on him too

Hello this Palm Beach Pete just wanted to thank everybody for the support and good vibes… I’m not Jeffrey Epstein

@not_jeffepstein Is this the @HawkTuah of 2026… calling it now….meme coin coming soon 🙄

Stop explaining yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.

Your entire life is roughly 4,000 weeks long. If you’re 35 years old: You’ve already used about 1,800 weeks. Time is the only asset you can’t buy more of. Spend it like it matters.

Having no one in your corner teaches you something powerful… You start to realize that you’re the heavyweight and you can take on anything that comes your way 🥊

@niccruzpatane X now needs a marketplace to buy/sell and trades jobs @elonmusk

𝕏 Money looks incredible. You’ll be able to deposit, send, and request funds, plus get a metal debit card (with your 𝕏 handle on it) that earns cashback. The debit card also has zero exchange fees. Elon Musk says it will roll out worldwide to all 𝕏 users in the future.

@BlueJays Let’s gooooo!!!!

🌮 Josh Rivera Oppo Taco!

@DavidoPolice Drove by him yesterday, zero security 🤯

Former President Joe Biden is one of the few presidents who could stroll down a street in broad daylight with minimal security.😂❤️

I still can’t believe who I drove by yesterday…zero security is wild

@JoNationLive @Cybergearco Agreed, easy install and so happy with it!

A quick video of my center counsel from @Cybergearco I ❤️ it, it looks like it came that way and only took a few minutes to install! I Highly recommend this product🔥 cybergearco.com/products/cente…

This is Jeff. He resides on Main Street in Sarasota, FL. Talked to him for a long time. Soft spoken, nice guy, who loves drinking Mountain Dew. If you’re ever in the area buy my man a Dew!

Something I’m working on myself: Take “sorry” out of your vocabulary. It’s the weakest, most destructive word to use both professionally and personally. Don’t apologize for your actions, focus on solutions!

@jessejameswestt Respect the grind. That pre-workout pump doesn’t come easy 🤣💪

Last time I’m listening to an audiobook book at the gym…