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amazon.com/Devils-Cave-Hu… Swords! Dicks! Swords that are dicks! My humorous #fantasy novel is out today. #amwriting #WritingCommnunity

@allisonaudrey My daughter’s shrine to Jaden. Her favorite hooper. Hope he knows the real ones will always respect him.

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@Yfz84 Does that seem like the kind of guy who would give up a free t-shirt to a kid? Date him.

@Yfz84 Last season a guy snatched one out of my younger kid’s hand. The woman who was with him kind of gestured back at her like, maybe he should give it to my kid. He didn’t. We’ve since used that as a way to determine what kind of guy my older kid should date.

Lady just tossed a shirt to my child and the adult man in the row above blocked it and deflected it away. Can’t get a win today

I was wrong.

The number of Wolves fans leaving right now is insane. Still plenty of game left. Right. Right?

@kms__1021 @Timberwolves

Vibes are bad here. Wolves need to do… something.

They’re playing Creed “Higher” at the Wolves game and my daughter just asked if it was Pearl Jam. She’s finding her own ride home.

Just walked through Minneapolis’s most eligible bachelorettes or something on my way to the game

Summoning the power of Matilda for tonight’s Wolves game. #WolvesBack

We’ve got a bird inside Target Center. What it’s eating in the lane? Beats me. Maybe this means the Wolves will fly away with Game 6 tonight.

@TheRealLati_99 @itmightbekd Yeah… you might want to get on your ticket rep about that. I’ve gotten tons of stuff/experiences.

@itmightbekd They treat the fans who don’t have them better🤣. I’ve had mine 10 years and haven’t ever gotten a damn thing. All love though. Wolves forever.

One day I’ll get season tickets

@J_Triviski23 @iluvektar100 @MinnesotaMunn I also have Ethan. Great guy.

@iluvektar100 @MinnesotaMunn Ask for Ethan to be your rep. He’s mine and he’s incredible!

I think today is the day I become a Timberwolves season ticket holder

What?! Head contusion day of?

@ericsco21322522 @sceptre1067 @MnDreamin_3 And Dangerous Man is reopening.

@sceptre1067 @MnDreamin_3 Dangerous Man closed because the owner of the Building wouldn't renew the lease.

I’m sure it has nothing to do with having to pay higher minimum wage and benefits that they did not previously have to do. It couldn’t be that because those were democrats policies. Oh and the lack of customers because you alienated them over politics. Definitely not that either

@LindseyMNSports They’re always an XL

If anyone is headed to the game tomorrow and won't keep your shirt for some reason, I'm SO interested (depending on size). 🌲🌲🌲

@LindseyMNSports @mrjohnsonpaints That’s pretty cool!

I absolutely love the work @mrjohnsonpaints does to bring the community together, and he RARELY profits anything at all through his art. I want to pay some support back to him but already have several of his prints! So, I'm going to treat 3 people to the print of their choice from this page of his Etsy shop: #items" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">etsy.com/shop/mrjohnson… I'll message the first 3 people to be following me AND Adam and let me know their selection!

Let’s go Wolves!

They just said the Wolves are not a deep team. What?

Mike Conley! Damn that was pretty