Everton_Blender_Unofficial

At least O’Brien can’t play right back in the next game

Heavy Niclas Alexandersson vibes watching Tyler Dibling

@AvantiWestCoast 1717, 2 adults 2 kids

@EvertronBlender Hi there, which service are you booked on today? - Beth

@AvantiWestCoast looks like 3 Euston trains in a row from New Street cancelled?

Iroegbunam’s performance one of the worst midfield performances I can ever recall

@NMc_PR_Comms Generous

Good lord, who scouted Barry? Brett Angell levels so far today.

Every single player been shite tonight

First club to make 12 changes at half time

If you could somehow fuse the best attributes of Beto and Barry and create a new player I’m pretty confident we’d have a black James Beattie on our hands

Whoever moves fast and hires Russell Martin as their next manager will be making a very good decision.

Aren’t you supposed to forfeit the match if you have 3 people sent off?

Just seen Neil Maupay buying some rope in Screwfix Marseille

@Paddy_Boyland Striker is a generous term

Everton now likely down to one fit striker in Beto

What does this mean for Place in the Sun?

Just seen David Moyes in Dunelm, holding up a blue towel (not a bath sheet) and asking if you can get these embossed with DM

Commence Operation Neal Maupay tweet

@LivEchoEFC Should have been sacked immediately after the Bournemouth debacle

'Trouble at Sean Dyche's door' - National media react to Everton draw with Brentford and full-time boos liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football…

@AvantiWestCoast we were thrown off the train at Rugby and the driver of the replacement train has now run out of minutes. Couldn’t make this up.

@AvantiWestCoast Thank you

@EvertronBlender Hi there. If you miss a connection due to a delayed service the ticket will be valid on the next connection - Lucy

@AvantiWestCoast hi, we are supposed to be on 1732 Crewe to Euston but our train from Hartford is very delayed. Can we get on next London train from Crewe?