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@EverySoOrphan

I have the same name on every platform. Go forth and find me!

Katılım Haziran 2018
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Orphan@EverySoOrphan·
Oh shit! They day has come! You guys stay safe, have a good life, and whatever you do, don’t destroy excellent branding to replace it with the universal symbol for “close this application”! It’s been fine 👋
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Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·
🦧An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down
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@manthello You should do it with inedible legos then so our bodies wont break them down and we can actually shit them out
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The Figen@TheFigen_·
Beat it 😂
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Orphan@EverySoOrphan·
@manthello Me when I’m frustrated and have absolutely no idea why
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Viewtiful Jay
Viewtiful Jay@Viewtifuljay83·
Hey all, Apologies for vanishing on here for those who do follow me. My father passed away this week and it's been a struggle. Probably going to be gone from here for a bit while I spend time with my family, but I'll be back once I'm in a better place. I promise.
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Orphan@EverySoOrphan·
@manthello Yeh yeh! I’ve got a sister who’s dead to me. And an entire biological family out there somewhere, but that’s more like they cut me out of their lives so idk if that counts
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GNARLY@gnarlywastaken·
@Dexerto 😂 god damn it… I live close to this.
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
There's a boxing event in West Virginia featuring a fight between 9 year old children
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Orphan@EverySoOrphan·
As soooooon as the functionality drops, I’m updating my payment information with every client. “Henceforth, I would like you to send all invoice payments to Orphan. Please relay this information to accounting. They’ll know what it means”
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Orphan@EverySoOrphan·
Lol I can’t believe this X shit is even real. We’re all collectively Morbius’ing this, right? “Give us banking! We’ll definitely use this busted app to send everyone money! Please! Make this a banking app!!!”
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Orphan@EverySoOrphan·
TFW you start singing, “I don’t think he’s ready for this breaky”, and your cat loses his shit because he actually is super ready for his breakfast
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Orphan@EverySoOrphan·
All the homies on Twitter have my Discord contact info, right? Once the blue icon turns into an X icon, I’m probably just gonna delete it. I don’t *think* I’m gonna look for any alternatives. Just gonna fade to black with X’s for eyes
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