Orphan

Oh shit! They day has come! You guys stay safe, have a good life, and whatever you do, don’t destroy excellent branding to replace it with the universal symbol for “close this application”! It’s been fine 👋

🦧An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down

@manthello You should do it with inedible legos then so our bodies wont break them down and we can actually shit them out

How do I vote for a Queen instead of a president? 🤔

Beat it 😂

@manthello Me when I’m frustrated and have absolutely no idea why

@Viewtifuljay83 ❤️

Hey all, Apologies for vanishing on here for those who do follow me. My father passed away this week and it's been a struggle. Probably going to be gone from here for a bit while I spend time with my family, but I'll be back once I'm in a better place. I promise.

@StephBral I love this

@manthello Yeh yeh! I’ve got a sister who’s dead to me. And an entire biological family out there somewhere, but that’s more like they cut me out of their lives so idk if that counts

Hell yeah. More of us than I thought 💪

@gnarlywastaken @Dexerto Irl stream time

@Dexerto 😂 god damn it… I live close to this.

There's a boxing event in West Virginia featuring a fight between 9 year old children

@toktikker @pixposies You made it!

As soooooon as the functionality drops, I’m updating my payment information with every client. “Henceforth, I would like you to send all invoice payments to Orphan. Please relay this information to accounting. They’ll know what it means”

Lol I can’t believe this X shit is even real. We’re all collectively Morbius’ing this, right? “Give us banking! We’ll definitely use this busted app to send everyone money! Please! Make this a banking app!!!”

Yo, where tf he getting these tiny cars? 👀

@HumansNoContext Lol B’Rock, that you dude?

TFW you start singing, “I don’t think he’s ready for this breaky”, and your cat loses his shit because he actually is super ready for his breakfast

All the homies on Twitter have my Discord contact info, right? Once the blue icon turns into an X icon, I’m probably just gonna delete it. I don’t *think* I’m gonna look for any alternatives. Just gonna fade to black with X’s for eyes