Eric

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Happy Halloween, everyone.

Perfect little sun boys.

I am currently loving Metaphor:ReFantazio but it's very funny to me how the plot is essentially about having a democratic vote forced onto a feudal theocratic society and your MC's are just like "Yeah, let's fight for a free society! Anyway, back to the Divine Right of Kings."

I firmly believe that when I have a cold, my colitis should turn off. Stop stacking me with status ailments, I'm not a boss encounter.

@NevvilWildman Ohhhh, well that's certainly shitty.

@EverydayHeretic 'Most divorced man ever' basically said block doesn't work they can still see you but not interact (legitimizes stalking), and the gr0k a1 thing will scrape EVERYTHING unless you opt out in settings... Maybe.

I was busy watching Gundam, why is twitter dead this time

The house is full of smoke for some other, definitely unrelated reason.

The pan *may* have been too hot. Maybe.

I have rolled credits on Echoes of Wisdom. It's an extremely charming game and a love letter to the monsters of the Zelda games. While I think the dungeons were a little weak, overall I had a wonderful time with it.

In a shocking turn of events, the new Zelda has THE most straightforward Water Temple in the whole series.

More like Ghost of Two-shima. I stole this joke from @oh_cynpai. Thanks, honey!

When folding a fitted sheet, I find it quite cathartic to say under my breath, "I don't need to fuckin' impress you," and then roll it up into a stupid tiny ball and cram it in the closet like the persnickety little prick that it is.

I'm at the point where I get furious if I miss something in a level because that means I have to play it again.

Oh my god Astro Bot FUCK OFF. No, I do not want to redo this section again again AGAIN because I was 3 millimeters off from landing in the hole with the steel ball and slid off to my death. I swear, this game gets worse the longer I play it. The charm has mostly washed away.

Repeat to some degree every ten minutes or so.

The game is packed to the brim with charm and whimsy, but jesus christ this is the tenth time doing this shit segment and I just want to be done which makes me rush so I'm a bit less careful and whooooops that enemy jumped in just such a way and I DIE IN 1 HIT WHO DESIGNED THIS

The #1 thing said by me playing Astro Bot hasn't been some version of "wowee!" but instead it's "oh for FUCK'S sake." I cannot count the number of times I've had to redo a platforming segment because an enemy hit me due to a slightly mistimed jump and I died from a 1 hit KO.

Todaybor day is PatLabor day