Everyone's Favorite Troublemaker

My news years resolution is to continue to be one of the greatest and most humble human beings to ever exist.

Happy buddy birthday to @ItsWillC !!! Hope our birthday is good for you this year!!!! Have a great day! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Happy birthday to us @ItsWillC !! Hope your first birthday as a dad is amazing and you have an awesome day!!!

@UpFromHereMusic Whatt are you ok lol

We discovered yesterday at band practice that even if lightning takes out your power while playing an electric guitar, you will not die. Myth busted. #science

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@BernMustian Hydrate bb it's hot outside 🤣

@UpFromTyler These tweets are getting too relatable Tyler 💀💀 I literally just did the same

I’d love to go to bed, but first I have to check 965 times that I set my alarm otherwise I won’t be able to sleep.

Stop being Emo it's embarrassing

@BernMustian @JohnnieGuilbert In a pile of not that bad you just think it is 😬😬😁

Send me some of the most awful and cringe Alternative bands lyrics to read for a video. Send the songs name and artist. Or screenshoot of the lyrics. Thanks! XD

@BernMustian I really thought I was the only one that did this 👀 now I know I'm not alone 🤣 it's a strange rush

we really appreciate everyone who’s reached out to send their love and positivity. here’s a thread of the events that took place yesterday gofundme link: gofund.me/5f21fa73 1/

27 days until tour starts. Get tickets or get left in the (star)dust. falloutboy.com/tour

I didn’t realize I’d be so obsessed with a pirate if I ever met one, but as soon as we shook hands I was hooked.

the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too

What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater.

a day at Warped Tour would cure my depression if I’m being honest

i'd abuse the fuck out of the bat signal like mr. wayne they're overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them

deleted the dating apps, I want to meet someone organically (looking confused at the merch table at a show)

one day i will stop having a menty b every time anything out of my control goes wrong (i think)