Gary The Stationmaster

@rupert_airbear There used be a car in Portishead who always parked badly deliberately. Until one bus driver (whoever that was?🙄) decided enough was enough and crushed his wing mirror. That car never parked there again!!

@JustStop_Oil Let's start a campaign......STOP THE HAILSTONES!! Doh! 🙄

A flash flood of hailstones – in May. What happens to crops in these conditions? And what happens to society when crops fail? We can stop this getting worse. We need to #JustStopOil.

@DavidGarmston @alexlovelltv @bbcpointswest @bbcmtd @nickowentv @maryrhodestv This is weird....watching David Garmston and his Highgrove report on BBC Midlands Today 😁

@Shane_Puxty Maybe Home Bargains or B&M?

Where can I buy marble cake from these days? I can't find it anywhere.

@WMFSHighgate Complete and utter ignorance.....but if THEY lost a loved one in a blaze and you guys couldn't get there due to double parking.....now, that would be different.....they'd be spitting feathers! Always put yourself in other's shoes!

The delay caused by having to squeeze past cars that are double-parked to reach a house that’s on fire is completely unacceptable. A beloved pet was lost in this blaze today in #Saltley. This photo taken from our 🚒 as we approached. Please, please think about your parking.

@EveryCountry Start drinking.....but get back up first!!

I swear if this goes over -1000, I'm popping open the Lidl prosecco. 🥳🚀🕺🫡🍸💖💃🔥👏

@rupert_airbear @Shane_Puxty Neither really. Cucumber to go home, but I'm already at home!

@Sootyandco Yes 100%

Would you pledge your allegiance to King Sweep? 👑

@JHolmesEsq I am SO jealous. Love them both, but I've always adored Sweep. Not only a greater thinker, but a master orator......😆

To think I’ve had an actual King on my shoulder 🤩

@clipsthatgohard "And the Darwin Award for stupidity goes to...."

@rupert_airbear Rob, as an ex bus driver, I'm right behind you....but not moaning like these carseholes

@rupert_airbear Quite right. Ask for their address, so YOU can park on THEIR driveway. Works both ways!! We used to block em in at Bristol Airport and call the car clamper - back then £100 to release. Clamper got £50, airport charity got the other £50.

@alexlovelltv Here's a good #pie joke for you: I had a shepherd's pie at lunchtime.... He wasn't happy! 😆 Gary Hale Evesham Worcestershire xxx

@DylanDylan1909 The older you get, the worse it gets. My daughter was 5 and we used to sing this in the car. She's now 23!! Literally in last couple of weeks, you start seeing many famous people passing away from your childhood. It's scary. I'm 49, probably two thirds through my life!!! 😱😱😱

I was in nursery in 2005 this came out, now I’m 21, WTF? 😯

@marklipscomb @NickyHorne @BBC I thought BBC presenters were looking subdued.

@NickyHorne @BBC BBC staff have been subject to 'gagging clauses' and fear losing their redundancy pay if they speak out about local radio cuts, MPs have heard.

@GMB CASH CRISIS: Huw Pill-ock!!

Coming up on GMB 👇 📰In an exclusive investigation, GMB uncovers worrying disparities between the police forces’ drive to recruit 20,000 new officers - with some forces screening out only 1% of applicants. ❓We’ll be asking the Home Secretary Suella Braverman about our findings when she joins us. ⭐️ @LesDennis joins us in the studio.

@frankbrunoboxer Tw*t

Okay 1st words you said when seeing this!!!

@Knibbsey @bbcpointswest @alexlovelltv @DavidGarmston #geocaching Steve, I noticed in your report at lunchtime that the original contents of your geocache were missing.....I honestly don't have any idea what happened to the mug! 😉

@lewisalflatt I was here the other week!

Station 536- Dorking (DKG)✅ station i forgot to upload yesterday.

@GMB It's education that's needed - there's no need to speed - stop showing off!!

New young drivers under the age of 25 could be banned from carrying young passengers as part of a ‘graduated driving licence’.  According to Brake, new drivers with passengers of a similar age are four times more likely to be involved in a fatal crash than if they are driving alone. Should we ban young drivers from giving lifts?