Evey F 🤓

Move over, person I held a grudge against for the past 8 years. Someone else has wronged me.

Am I high or is this season of Love Is Blind going to work out perfectly for everyone?

“Snoring in Southern California seems weird. It doesn’t get that cold” -husband sleep talking

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

@BornAKang Why is it like this?

My love language is worship

Who do you have to F to become a nepo baby around here?

@keirseycat and then his little sister comforts him 😭 One of the greatest movies out there.

On my mid thirties bullshit (eating frozen grapes and watching a problematic reality show)

@JoJoFromJerz They have balls on their truck

What’s your first thought when you see the word “patriot” in someone’s Twitter handle?

@JessHarnell I dare you

Let’s play a game!! 💙

Happy New Year to people who think that time is real.

flips* 🤓

You know it’s the holidays when someone in natures car (Subaru) flicks you off. 🎄

tanya in the white lotus finale

“Do you know these gays?” “These gays are trying to murder me” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

I’m gonna go as The White Lotus theme song for Halloween next year. Don’t steal it.

@dejatheviewpod The QUICK 180

One thing you don’t wanna do is argue semantics with Sunny

@AbbottCampaign @GregAbbott_TX nope

Harris County is ready to re-elect Governor @GregAbbott_TX & continue Texas’ efforts to secure our border! #TeamAbbott