Evil Genius Beer Co.

Me to the beer in my fridge when I get home from work #GRAMMYs

Live footage of me sprinting to Happy Hour as soon as the clock hits 5:01

When you get home from work and there's no beer in the fridge #GRAMMYs

I kept drinking beers after work. Every day. Five to six of them. Then I realized, I wanted to be that beer, I wanted to be poured into that pint glass. I wanted to be drank by me.

Them: How can you drink six beers on a week night? Me:

How it feels to show up to work with a hangover

I mean, fuck, I like beers, I like drafts, I like drinking lagers, I like pale ales, I like sours, I like day-drinkin' and sippin' suds and can art that's good. I like doing hoppy shit. Brew it? Probably would.

How it feels to make a beer run in the winter

How it feels to have a sip of beer

How your email finds me

My face when someone asks if I want another beer (I’ve already had five)

What I think Jaden Smith should have worn at the Grammy Awards.

When I’m chillin’ at the function and I hear someone say “beer”.

Me if there was an award for drinking beer.

And the award for best IPA goes to…

Going out on NYE vs waking up on the first:

Cracking open the first beer at 10am on Christmas morning like:

When you run into someone at your hometown bar over the Holiday break and absolutely cannot remember their name

Then, on Monday, November 6th, the top 5 names will go to a public social media poll to decide the final winner. The user who suggested the winning name will get bragging rights forever as their name appears on an Evil Genius beer and will also get a $500 giftcard to our taproom.

The Evil Genius crew will then narrow down the entries to their five favorite options. Each of these five entries will recieve a free t-shirt for being selected. Note: if the same name is suggested by multiple users only the first user to suggest that name will receive the prize.

Want to become a part of beer history!? Read the full details below for your chance to name an Evil Genius Beer and win up to $500 in Evil Genius gift cards! Check out the thread below to see how it works 👇