Regina Mills {RP}

Will it piss Regina off?

@OfPeasantry *I nod and take one last deep breath. I open the stable and the black stallion rears up, before bolting towards the paddock.* Kryssi! Heading your way!

@EvilQueenMayor —toward the fence, pausing for a spell to deeply inhale the scent of leather - never understood why dead cow hide was intoxicating yet here I am, embarrassing…* Right, so I just… *tosses the bridle and saddle upon the fence then positions myself at the open gate* Uhm. Ready!

*after thoroughly scrubbing myself, I collapse on my bed and don't wake until the afternoon light streams through the curtains. Firing up the coffee machine, my eyes rest on the saddle, bridle and boots Gold had left. That cocky good for nothing... I slam the fridge door shut a-

@OfPeasantry -- for the latch, a determined look etched onto my face* Sorry boy, I'm here now...

@OfPeasantry Polter-what? *I ask while distracting myself with the bridle and saddle. I dump both in your arms* Can you hold the gate open until he is inside, then shut it immediately? Put these on the outside of the fence.. tell me when.. *I edge towards the stable door hands reaching out-

@OfPeasantry *shakes my head at mention of the cuff* no let's avoid restraints if we can hmm? *I open a the barn door and the door to a round paddock* What do you mean what's happening to me?

@EvilQueenMayor *grimacing at your odd reaction* I guess we’re going to find out. Should I magick the cuff here? Uhm, also, what the hell is happening to you?

@OfPeasantry --my instructions without hesitation? Are you likely to have any kind of outburst? Magical or otherwise? Do you think... *I blink rapidly as I try to hush the nervous chatter in my head*

@OfPeasantry *I frown at you, opening my mouth to respond before snapping it shut* Hmm. *I open the barn door, and carefully approach the kicking stable, I place a hand on the door and immediately jump back* Ah. Erm... *I nod to myself and head back over to you* Can you follow --

@OfPeasantry Hmm perhaps

@EvilQueenMayor I feel like the process from you shoving me off a ledge to the struggle once we land to fighting Satan over the seat on Hell’s throne to your mother resurrecting us to her ridiculing us before killing us ALL once we tell her about the throne…would take more than 20 minutes, yes.

I’m making a huge mistake but she deserves options, because this hasn’t been working...

@OfPeasantry *I side eye you silently* Hmm. I can see that. * I pause as I gather rope,* But I guess I'm asking.

@EvilQueenMayor *glances down, then pretends to peruse the stables* They’re not family if they’re dead. And if they’re dead, why speak of them? It seems an odd thing to do, unsolicited. Like idol worship. If people truly want to know something, they should ask. *is startled by more hoof banging*

@OfPeasantry You doubt it?

@EvilQueenMayor Only 20?!

@OfPeasantry That...is accurate. It'd be a sweet 20 mins not going to lie.

@EvilQueenMayor Ugh, true. But your mother will literally sacrifice heaven and earth to resurrect us just to re-kill us herself.

@OfPeasantry *smirks* When you think of our relationship over the years, suicide pact seems apt.

@EvilQueenMayor Okay so how would this work. You push me off a skyscraper and then at the last second I grab your foot and drag you down to Hell with me?

@OfPeasantry Take me too?

@EvilQueenMayor Yes please.

What can I say you gif search spanking a fairy...