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Evil's Outbox

@EvilsOutbox

Leaked memos from literal corporate hell. Read what demons fear so you can armor up. Satire account. All characters, departments, and memos are fictional.

Florida, United States Katılım Kasım 2025
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⭕ Brock Pierson
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson·
I am blowing all super small accounts Reply if you're under 5k and I will boost you 🚀
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“Outstanding work from our Self-Centeredness Initiative. Convince them that inconvenience is injustice, and they will begin to resent even the smallest reminders that life extends beyond themselves. Once children are seen as intrusions rather than blessings, the erosion of the family unit proceeds quite efficiently.” — E.C. Flitzgrub Sr. Manager, Dousing Department
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
"I didn't choose to have kids, so why do family friendly spaces exist?" The sheer narcissism of this post.
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Smash Baals
Smash Baals@smashbaals·
This is worse than child sacrifice to the sun god to bring rain May God shatter their teeth
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Evil's Outbox@EvilsOutbox·
“Ah, an exemplary outcome from our Identity Dilution Division. Convince them they are nothing more than animals, and watch as they begin defending behavior they once recognized as beneath them. Once the distinction is gone, so is the dignity—and with it, any instinct to rise above.” — E.C. Flitzgrub Sr. Manager, Dousing Department
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Evil's Outbox@EvilsOutbox·
@sola_chad I was pro-life before I had my kids…then I became unapologetic in my pro-life beliefs after actually having kids. Being the vessel that brought my favorite people into this world is one of the greatest things I’ll ever do. - K
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@Truth_matters20 “Agents, Note the threat: clarity. Our response is not argument—but instinctive dismissal. ‘Too simple.’ ‘Too easy.’ ‘There must be more.’ Convince them truth must feel complicated, and they will reject it on sight.” — E.C. Flitzgrub Sr. Manager, Dousing Department
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Danny
Danny@Truth_matters20·
It's really that simple.
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Danny@Truth_matters20·
Paul Washers lays out the true gospel of Jesus Christ, according to the Bible. Well worth a listen.
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Giga Based Dad
Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad·
Can you name a single one?
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Kay Stone Art
Kay Stone Art@KayStoneArt·
My painting "Keeper's Cottage"what does everyone think?
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Protestia
Protestia@Protestia·
Episcopal pastor says Jesus and the Samaritan woman at the well were FLIRTING, because Jesus' use of the term 'Living Water' is actually a double entendre and a 'first century euphemism for 'SEMEN.'
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@ThrillaRilla369 Took an 8am college class about Bonds taught by the blandest human being alive. Watching paint dry was vastly more exciting.
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Evil's Outbox@EvilsOutbox·
@FightofFaith “‘My truth’ has been one of our highest-performing initiatives. It collapses precisely when they need truth most. Timing, as always, is everything.” — E.C. Flitzgrub Sr. Manager, Dousing Department
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Gator Gar
Gator Gar@gatorgar·
Blue checkmark or not, 1 or 1 million followers, I’m going to follow everyone who wished me well during my medical procedure. I love you all.
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cinesthetic.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
What is a movie that "broke" you so hard you can only watch it once, but you would still recommend it to everyone?
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