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OMGOMGOMG

I will Venmo someone $20 to go slap the fuck out of that retarded kid who won't shut the fuck up on the Dodgers broadcast

@m73nak don't jinx it

The little kid behind home plate stopped!!!!!!!! #dodgers

@comfort_eagle56 @Howard_Cole I will personally buy this kid food so he will shut the fuck up it's giving me a headache

@Howard_Cole He’s sitting RIGHT behind home plate in the front row and his worthless mom is sitting staring at her phone the entire game. Somebody get that kid some ice cream or something.

The Angels have awakened a sleeping giant. I mean, Dodger. Shohei Ohtani!

@FabianArdaya maybe now the angels will tear down those stupid nets going all the way to the pole and make it how they always were, super unnecessary to have nets that far down

Call is confirmed. Home run for Ohtani. 9-2 Dodgers.

@FabianArdaya I forgot Wyatt Mills existed

Dave Roberts said last night Dodgers will likely bring in a fresh bullpen arm. Lo and behold, Wyatt Mills is here.

@AdamSchefter im going to block you adam

At No. 41, the Bengals are taking Texas A&M DE Cashius Howell. He now will team with newly-acquired Bengals DT Dexter Lawrence.

@Dodgers nooo not ward 😔☹️

The Dodgers reinstated 1B Freddie Freeman from the paternity list and optioned IF/OF Ryan Ward to Triple-A Oklahoma City.

We are deeply saddened to announce the passing of Angels Hall of Famer Garret Anderson. Garret will forever hold a special place in the hearts of Angels fans for his professionalism, class, and loyalty throughout his career and beyond. We extend our heartfelt condolences to the entire Anderson family.

@SportsNetLA never cut to commercial during an edwin diaz entrance ever again

@mlbtraderumors recall who?

Diamondbacks Recall Jose Fernandez For MLB Debut mlbtraderumors.com/2026/03/diamon…

@MLB 2021 was #RepeatLA why can't this year be #ThreepeatLA

Your official 2026 team hashtags: #Dbacks #Athletics #BravesCountry #Birdland #DirtyWater #Cubs #WhiteSox #ATOBTTR #GuardsBall #Rockies #DNMW #ChaseTheFight #FountainsUp #RepTheHalo #Dodgers #FightinFish #ThisIsMyCrew #NoPlaceLikeHERE #LGM #RepBX #RingTheBell #LetsGoBucs #ForTheFaithful #TridentsUp #SFGiants #STLCards #RaysUp #AllForTX #BlueJays50 #Natitude

@MLBONFOX @Forbes BELLI

Shohei Ohtani is expected to make $127M this year when you add up his salary from the Dodgers along with endorsements and other business ventures according to @Forbes Here are the ten highest-paid players in 2026 when adding up their salary with off-field endorsements and more.

@redbullracing we cant start a race 😭😭😭

LAP 2/53: After a frenetic start, Max is P11; Isack has boxed and is now running P18. #F1 || #ChineseGP 🇨🇳

@redbullracing @f1academy f1 academy car is better than the f1 car

Yes, Alisha 👏 P2 in Race ✌️ in Shanghai 💙 @f1academy || #ChineseGP 🇨🇳

@mlbtraderumors its too Early

The Red Sox aren't talking long-term deals with Connelly Early just yet mlbtraderumors.com/2026/03/red-so…

@BNightengale stop lying bro

Mark DeRosa reiterates that he misspoke on TV but certainly knew that they had to beat Team Italy to clinch a quarterfinal berth.

@asimo3089 yo you totally unadded me add me back? ✌️

I've gutted my Discord. Nothing personal if I lost you as a contact. 50+ contacts removed, multiple servers and groups left. Focused on Roblox.

@DodgerBlue1958 I wish I was able to read the article but there's too many ads and I cant close them all because the website glitches

This isn't great news for the #Dodgers or Hyeseong Kim. dodgerblue.com/dodgers-news-h…

@redbullracing P19 wooooo

How the Bulls line-up for today’s Australian Grand Prix 🇫🇷🇳🇱 #F1 || #AusGP 🇦🇺

@MrBeast yes ill be alone

I’ll give you $250,000 BUT you have to spend a month in the woods with all your ex girlfriends.. could you do it?