Rob Evans

@MonLifeOfficial Hi, I would like to gift an annual membership to a retiring colleague, do you offer vouchers?

BBC coverage missed the Gold medal performance in the men's figure skating, while Clare Balding talking to Lizzy Yarnold for 20 minutes, total shambles, no apology. #BBCWinterOlympics

@runnersworlduk Yes.

Walking speed: Do you walk faster or slower than the average? runnersworld.com/uk/health/a457…

@Markgatiss Thoroughly enjoyed Bookish first story Slightly foxed, point of order however, alternators were not fitted to motor cars until the 1960's. Greatly looking forward to the next one.

@runnersworlduk Some.

Runners are already raving about the new Lululemon Wildfeel trail shoe runnersworld.com/uk/gear/shoes/…

@markwil147 Go to night school and learn to write.

saturday noght , nout to do , and i end up on the bi go hall, must be getit old 😂 #aboutomeowonspnthing

@blitzed80smag1 My favourite H17 single.

'I'm Your Money' by Heaven 17 was released on this day in May 1981. It marked the band's second single release following '(We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thang'.

@runnersworlduk With one exception, they are all less than 50% off!

Save more than 50% on these editor-approved running shoes runnersworld.com/uk/gear/shoes/…

@ProfBrianCox Let's make America great again.

Caption competition

@blitzed80smag1 Better surely.

Insane?

@GeorgeCochrane1 Perfect prefect.

Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

@blitzed80smag1 Great album.

'Telekon' was released on this day in September 1980. Gary Numan's second solo album, it reached No. 1 in the UK album chart.

@laithwaites Same tactic drug dealers use.

We’d like to try a little experiment on you. What if we offered you some of our bestselling wines at crazy ‘begging you to try me’ prices? Up to 50% off, in fact. The bottom line is we’re so confident that once you’ve tried them, you’ll happily come back for more. Dig in!

@ReclaimMyPCP No.

@jasonplato Pressed the shutter button.

peeps, help needed. how took this pic, anyone know?

@liamgfansclub @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Overrated.

Describe 'Be Here Now' in ONE word

@GeorgeCochrane1 Go on then, get out of that. You can't can you :-)

Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

@curiosityonx Life.

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@ProfBrianCox Here, there are millions and millions of thins to say.

Probably should be a caption competition ……