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JUST IN: Over $110,000,000,000 added to the crypto market cap in the past 24 hours.

@bengreenman Not technically a flavor, but the red things found in most macaroni salads at grocery stores seem closer to duct tape than a red pepper.

What artificial flavors are the least like the natural thing they are supposed to be?

🚨 Breaking News 🚨 Microsoft leaked documents showing plans to implement crypto currency wallet for XBOX! 🤯 If this is real... This bull run will be sick! 🤑 #Bitcoin #Microsoft #Crypto

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Four US Congressmen demand SEC Chair Gary Gensler to approve spot #Bitcoin ETFs “immediately.”

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Bank of America ordered to pay $250 million for charging illegal fees and opening credit-card accounts without customer consent.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says #Bitcoin is a defense against the "manipulation of our money supply."

JUST IN: Citadel, Fidelity, and Charles Schwab launch new #crypto exchange platform, EDX Markets.

Look on the bright side. Scrutiny provides validation. Was just reading the court transcript. Court: "... Similarly, you all repeat in the memo that there's no evidence, absolutely no evidence of any dissipation of assets whatsoever. And the government at this point has said they haven't seen the evidence of offshore transfers from BAM Trading itself... " Funds are #SAFU. 🙏

JUST IN: $9 trillion asset manager BlackRock officially files for spot #Bitcoin ETF.

JUST IN: 🇨🇳 Chinese Yuan overtakes US dollar as most-used currency in China's cross-border transactions for the first time in history.