𝔼𝕩 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣

Damn... It's boiling out here. Boiling, I tell you! --- Ahem. --- exminister.straw.page

@_poetoftheabyss It's probably your tinnitus. Hahahahahahhahahah

@ExMinister_ Heard a fly buzzing in my ear. What was that?

A flock of geese once attacked me when I was a teenager. Still have nightmares about it.

@fabledheroics That's true. I don't really see any race as bad. Hm, that's messed up but... impressive. The fictional world tackles real life problems but in a unique way. You can tell me more about it if you wish...

@ExMinister_ Forgive me, it’s a bit complicated to explain. But, in short, it’s likely that the writers of DnD are biased against “horribly unconventional” races. I just believe that no race is inherently aligned to either good or evil, but rather it depends on the person’s intentions.

I’ve recently looked more into a DnD monster guide, and I hate how the more “evil” creatures are mistreated, like the goblins and the kuo-toa. I believe it’s generalized to the point of racial prejudice, and I’m tempted to write a story about them to clear any misconceptions.

@SAY_CH3ESE Wine's good. I do like wine.

@ExMinister_ I miss wine

I will admit, I do miss the fancy dinners I used to attend as a special guest. I used to chat with others from other countries and even some beautiful women from Italy too. Sadly, I don't see it ever going back to that. I'm just as low as the homeless guy in the closet now.

@_poetoftheabyss ... Are people really that blind to not see an almost 7 foot man sitting next to that cold nasty creature of a visitor in the living room?!

I wonder what you all think.

@fabledheroics // go away fairytale twink boy

@ExMinister_ // ex minister thinks he’s the british upper class, nay, the 1%

// “if you’re homeless just buy a house” ass tweet

@_poetoftheabyss Piss off.

@ExMinister_ How did that of all things get under that skin of yours? Jesus Christ.

People think coming to ME for THEIR problems as GROWN MEN is the correct move. If YOU'RE poor and starving, that is something YOU need to work on. You're a grown ass man! You can figure it out! How the hell do you men provide for your family?! Weak men, I tell you!

@N0t_A_V1sit0r Thank God.

@ExMinister_ Y-you can leave whenever y-you want. E-even outside .

I—i-i might have something t-to confess. . . .

@N0t_A_V1sit0r I know. Anyways, don't get pregnant, just looking at your face disgust me-- can I leave now?

@ExMinister_ I-i n-never said a-anything l-like that .

@N0t_A_V1sit0r My complaints are more reasonable and thoughtful. You just talk because you think you're special.

@ExMinister_ S—s-says the One w-who was complaining today a-about people . . .

@N0t_A_V1sit0r Oh be quiet. I forgot you people here are so sensitive.

@ExMinister_ N-never ask m-me such thing a—again. . .

@N0t_A_V1sit0r Oh thank God.

@ExMinister_ . . . . . N-N-NO I AM NOT?! [gulps ]

@N0t_A_V1sit0r ARE YOU PREGNANT?!

@ExMinister_ I-i said i am n-not . They. . .uh. t-they are Just l-late .

@N0t_A_V1sit0r Oh my God, you're still going? Why do you want to fight so bad? You normally back off--you SURE you're not on your period?!

@ExMinister_ Y-you seriously f-forgot After a-all the times w-we had a-an argument c-cause of this?

@N0t_A_V1sit0r Oh, right, you're one of the trans people. Look, I'm not here to argue with you, piss off.

@ExMinister_ Y-you couldn't r-run After m-me anyway . . . N-no . Haven't b-been in a while. . .

@N0t_A_V1sit0r Oh? Someone's brave today. You're lucky I won't hit your ass and make you know your place, shithead. You on your period?

@ExMinister_ G-good. . . S-stop being n-nosy. . . . . . . And h-how the hell a-are you this s-stinky a-after all t-the bathes y-you take

@N0t_A_V1sit0r Tsk, whatever...

@ExMinister_ . . . . W-won't tell. . . M—mhp .

@N0t_A_V1sit0r What the hell could it be?

@ExMinister_ U—u-uh. . . No, i-it isn't anything o-of such—