Dwight ''Dewey'' Riley (Parody)

@CoreyCunningH40 @VeryExMrsRiIey I can understand that and I love you too son. It was one time Gale. And I didn't feel right giving you a call because how things ended between us.

@VeryExMrsRiIey @ExSheriffRiley I love you daddy but I’m with my mommy on this one.

Hello? I'm sorry but I don't have a favorite scary movie. Stab what? Ghostface who? Look you got the wrong number. There's no Dewey Riley here.

@VeryExMrsRiIey @Sidn3yPr3sc0tt Okay I'm sorry. But do you think you could just calm down a little?

@ExSheriffRiley @Sidn3yPr3sc0tt Good! I shouldn't have to be told about this from a text!

@VeryExMrsRiIey @Sidn3yPr3sc0tt You already yelled at me for it and you hurt my arm when you hit me.

@ExSheriffRiley @Sidn3yPr3sc0tt A text though? Of all things a text! A text!? You tell me the killer is back in a text!?

@Sidn3yPr3sc0tt You're right Sid. Okay I'll call her later.

@ExSheriffRiley I know but still Gale needs to know about this Dewey.

Come and get me then. I've got something for you.

@CoreyCunningH40 Hey Corey. I'm... I'm fine. It's nothing you need to worry about.

@ExSheriffRiley Dad are you okay?

I don't know. And even if I did I still wouldn't tell you!

@Sidn3yPr3sc0tt I would Sid but you know how things ended between us.

@ExSheriffRiley You should talk to Gale. Let her know what's going on.

@Sidn3yPr3sc0tt Yeah it's getting worse by the day Sid.

@ExSheriffRiley You getting those calls again Dewey?

@Solo_Ghostface @ScreamKincaid If I might take over here for a moment detective. That's a rather suspicious way to act when talking about someone who's survived a few Ghostface attacks.

@ScreamKincaid @Solo_Ghostface Perhaps I could help with this investigation detective.

@Solo_Ghostface Suppose we are. That still wouldn't exclude anyone from the suspect list now would it?