Nino

🌼 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝑨𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔 🌼

Noah can be a total loser sometimes... But it makes him so hot! Ugh, the Nino dilemma!

@WeebBoyfail Aww, poor baby... (She knows just how to help! Slipping her clothes off, turning on some of the cartoons she had already downloaded on her phone, leaving him a platter of dumplings!) I know it's hard right now, No-ie... You're so cute when you get cozy, though!

@ExcaIiburBait Ugh, should just kill myself instead... (Flopping onto the sofa in a huff and puff, curling up comfy with a blanket.)

Wah... sad...

@WeebBoyfail The internet is out!? Well, you better sit down and get comfy! I'm gonna sit on your lap while I call the internet company! My baby needs his games!

@ExcaIiburBait Oh, Nino, I just don't think I can go on anymore. I was gonna play online, but internet's out...

@WeebBoyfail Owie! That was hot!

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@WeebBoyfail WAI-WAI!!! NGHOOOOO-GOOOOOOOO! PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP! MY HUBBY'S FUCKING HIS GACHA WIFE SO HAAAAAARD!!!

@ExcaIiburBait NINO SEX NINO SEX NINO GACHA WIFE SEX!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! PLAP PLAP PLAP!!

I am normal and can be trusted with my favorite gacha girls.

@WeebBoyfail UWAAAAH LEWD GACHA MATING PRESS! ♡

@ExcaIiburBait Yes, you do! Mating press.

@WeebBoyfail Hmph, maybe I'll have to show you what came out of it! (She'd suddenly get down onto all fours, wiggling her hips, flashing some bedroom eyes!) If you were still with her..~

@ExcaIiburBait Haha, yeah… well… (He enjoyed the flattery like always, but thinking about the relationship too severely depresses him to show it.) Sure did… and I kinda messed it up big time. I don’t think I wanna talk about that right now.

I remember when I had a job…

@WeebBoyfail Moving boxes... Wow, you've gotta be really strong to do something like that! I've got the toughest boy in the world! Wait... You had a girlfriend before me!?

@ExcaIiburBait Oh, uh… just moved boxes in a warehouse to be honest. I had a girlfriend who was trying to help me be a little better, so I got the job for her…

@WeebBoyfail What was it? I bet you did something really cool!~

@ExcaIiburBait Well, it was a while ago now…

@WeebBoyfail Sometimes Nino helps fill out the job application for him! Bad move. She's illiterate.

@WeebBoyfail Yay, watching stuff with the hubby! You always know the best shows! (Sitting right on his lap, wiggling her butt to get extra comfortable!) You're so strooooong... (Even if he's so scrawny, Nino was small enough to fawn over his build!)

@ExcaIiburBait I just can’t stay sad when you’re always rooting for me… c’mere, sit on my lap and we can watch something fun together!

I’m ugly, I’m chopped, I’m fat, I’m gonna kill myself.

@WeebBoyfail Ehehe, that's what a wifey does! But even if you weren't handsome, I'd still think you're a total hottie! Noah's so cool!!!

@ExcaIiburBait Oh Nino… you always make me feel better!

@WeebBoyfail (Landing right on the ground would be a Nino with everything above her shoulders completely blown off! ... With another Nino walking into frame.) Sure am glad I'm not THAT Nino!

@ExcaIiburBait (That... was not what he expected to happen. He's left gawping and wide-eyed at the empty space where Nino used to be...) Wha... what the FUCK?!

meep

@WeebBoyfail WHA!? (SHE JUST EXPLODED!)

@ExcaIiburBait No. Explode.

@WeebBoyfail That sounds good................

@ExcaIiburBait Whoah…..

|| “if you like raceplay you have to like blacked” oh yeah and what if i pulled you apart like a bug what if i grabbed you by the limbs and pulled you apart like a cricket