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Are we THIS fucking dense

Who thinks this massive AB voters list breach is significant? Elections Alberta, Privacy Commissioner, Judge, EPS, RCMP, UCP Government, commentators from across the ideological spectrum. Its not just a phone book with easily accessible data.

NBA player Tyrese Haliburton has Long Covid. Achilles tendon injury and now shingles. espn.com/nba/story/_/id…

WHEN WILL ALBERTANS WAKE UP TO THE FACT THE UCP ALONG WITH SMITH ARE CORRUPT??????

Rachel Notley: “There's not a court or an expert in this area that would not describe what has just happened as a fundamental interference with the administration of justice. It is an abuse of power and has been done through the legislative assembly, which is particularly sad."

this is everyone now

I've had access to dozens of voters lists over the years in my role as constituency association president, campaign manager and political staffer. It would never even occured to me to SELL the list to the highest bidder. I am stunned by what has happened in Alberta. #ableg

Covid is more serious than people understand

I have no problems swearing everyone of these fuckers need to go to jail.

Alberta: Where 80% of our problems are caused by 20% of the people. The chem trailers, the convoy clowns, the anti-vaxxers, the Christo-fascists, the bigots.

Ohmygod

Excuse me what.

I have gotten some insights into David Parker. He has zero regrets, no empathy for the damage he has done due to his illegal recklessness. He is an egotistical, megalomaniacal psychopath.

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

WOW! This should be the end of the separatist movement in Alberta. Smith is going to have a hard time defending them on this one.

NGL this looks really bad

Not even kidding when I say that Aziz Ansari doing that ruthless SNL impersonation of Kash Patel may be the actual tipping point for Trump to fire him.

Yes, we WILLINGLY shared our private medical information with public health authorities. We didn’t willingly share our addresses and polling station districts with you and your pals.

I listened to the NYT interview of Tucker Carlson, and here is what I learned: • He’s a demagogue. He doesn’t actually answer questions. He demagogues and deflects and gaslights and uses whataboutisms. Even when caught lying about his own words. * He is very similar to JD Vance, in that he is a chameleon who changes his stripes and opinions to match what he wants to be at a given point of time. He has few true beliefs or center. * He is a racist, misogynist and anti-Semite. The interviewer missed an opportunity to press him on his so-called differences between the races and genders. That is the true north of who this man is. * These are two hours of my life I will not get back and hopefully I just saved you the time. You will learn little other than he has become skilled at interviews after decades of practice. He is a dangerous man!

And so it begins. An Edmonton city councillor says he and his team are helping a woman facing intimate partner violence relocate with her children after her address — along with the addresses of 2.9 million other Albertans — was made public by a separatist group.