#RaysUp

WE ARE OFFICIALLY FREE FROM STU. REST IN PISS BOZO

It’s hard to operate like a serious hockey team, when from the top to the bottom, you’re not a serious hockey team. They’re the Dallas Cowboys of the NHL, millions of fans reminiscing on past success with nothing presently to show for it.

Can already tell Thursday is gonna be a nightmare. Took the day off work cause Thursday’s suck, but being home Thursday ain’t gonna be much better

JJ Moser and Brandon Hagel breakout Lilleberg is still dogshit, and the bottom 6 was AHL caliber

@BoltsJolts Nice 👌🏼

The score in the game is now 6-9. Nice.

Alright who’s the random dude pulled off the street to play goalie in game 2 for Minnesota and Colorado?

That Zuccarello goal was filthy

She is absolutely stunning. Even better as a redhead too

Fuck it, hope Buffalo wins the cup

Tampa won two cups and then just said fuck it, we’re satisfied.

@MikeBartner Getting fired

If you were Julien BriseBois, what are you doing this offseason?

Hockey isn’t that fun anymore. Can I find a new obsession that won’t ruin my mental health? 😂😂

@spittinchiclets At least someone showed up for Tampa this series

BRANDON HAGEL SAVE OF THE PLAYOFFS

@WeissHockeyTalk Team doesn’t have the jam anymore. Mortaged the future to win those cups, time to pay the piper

Absolutely dominate the entire game just to lose on two extremely weird bounces, sick sport

We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.

@the_habitant Idk, you guys and Buffalo are gonna be a fun watch

Regardless of the outcome tonight, there’s a 99% chance that this series was more entertaining than whatever we’ll see for the rest of the playoffs, including the Stanley Cup finals We experienced peak hockey

Everyone’s getting fired

Time to overhaul the defense and bottom 6.

Shoutout to Dobes for being fuckin insane this series

We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.