Proton

Obligatory "I'm old" tweet.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Yes I manually changed it to Twitter.

Being married to the love of your life really makes you soft. The typical "Please, I have a wife and kids!" cry almost makes me hesitate.

It's always the stupidest things that have him grinning like an idiot. Grand gestures declaring my love? "Aw, that's so sweet..." PowerPoint makes a pun about his Pokemon? Ear-to-ear smile for the past half hour. I give up

Yeah, I could definitely get used to this life. If only he'd share his bank account with me... His real one. Not the one he says is his bank account just to make me feel better.

@Champion_Lance Ugh, I'm burning that camera tomorrow. How about we initiate the consummation, huh? Heheh

@ExecutiveProton Yes we did! And good thing it's on camera. The reception got a little crazy.

We did it. @Champion_Lance

✨ Lanceshipping Day 2024 ✨ ❤️💚 CONGRATULATIONS LANCE & PROTON 💚❤️

Here goes..

@Champion_Lance S-stupid Champion....

@ExecutiveProton C'mon, dear, let's get through the wedding and reception first before you pull thar all out.

This has been a long time in the making... Finally, the final phase of Operation Dragon Overthrow will commence. Heh heh... Hahaha! AHAHAHA!

@Champion_Lance Invest in some ear plugs, Champ. While you're at it, get some duct tape for that big hole in your face too! HAHAHA

@ExecutiveProton I can't see you until the ceremony but I can literally hear you down the hall.

Have I vomited enough to create my own Muk? Yes. Is it because I'm about to legally commit to someone for the rest of my life even though he's my soulmate and I wouldn't want it to be any other way? Also yes. Where's Petrel? I need my emergency vodka.

@AurumMeddle Whatever. There's too many of you to keep up with.

@ExecutiveProton Wrong Gold, but I guess your memory is probably failing too... so sad.

If we're going with linear time passage, then I'm 37 today. Which would make Lance 35 in two days and Petrel about 117. But we could also go the forever 25 route.

@AurumMeddle Where-- Humph. Nice try. Don't you have some billiards tables to scratch up?

@ExecutiveProton Yeah but look at the crows feet

@Champion_Lance I'm grinning like an idiot. I love you.

@ExecutiveProton As you wish, my dear soon to be husband.

I think he's turning 35 anyway. Could be off a year or two.

@Champion_Lance Tomorrow.

@ExecutiveProton ... just say when and we will go right away, honey.

@Champion_Lance Not to my standards. And I know you don't deserve someone who, despite being in love with you for 12, 13 years, still freaks out at the idea of marriage. So... I'm finally ready.

@ExecutiveProton Oh, Proton. You already are the better man for me.

@AurumMeddle Hey, I'm still youthful! I don't even have grays coming in yet!

@ExecutiveProton That's you, old man

@Champion_Lance It's just... You know I've had certain issues with..commitment. I kept pushing it back because I was trying to overcome it... So I can....be a better man or something. F-for you.

@ExecutiveProton C'mon. I know I don't look that bad in my tux.