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I think I want to be Judge Judy.

"I don't support attacking any ambulances. But..." is a remarkable set of words.

Only two countries weren't nutters? Ugh.

@TonyFelonius @wallaceme She might try, but it'll turn out he can only offer a Limpopo.

@Exfizzixteach @wallaceme Wye? Ure being too pessimistic. She may be a Tees but when the Tyne is right she'll feel love's Dart and marry someone with a big Wylye.

They don’t have a joint account, because they have two banks.

We must be mad, literally mad. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.

Because sometimes public money is used for good, and because ludicrous, impossibly stupid and hate-filled shits like this don't always get their way.

@TonyFelonius @wallaceme Nah. She'll give up after the Forth.

@Exfizzixteach @wallaceme She's looking forward to Avon his babies. She wants Severn of them.

@TonyFelonius @wallaceme Anyway, if you think this story is crazy enough, wait till you see her Exe.

@TonyFelonius @wallaceme The river gave an interview. He said "we don't want kids - it's just going to be me and 'er."

@Exfizzixteach @wallaceme Similarly, she wasn't sure about accepting his marriage proposal at first, but decided to take a punt on him.

@TonyFelonius @wallaceme The river's name is Murray, but she just calls him Darling.

@Exfizzixteach @wallaceme Yes, her engagement announcement on Twitter was heavily criticised and she wasn't expecting a pylon.

@TonyFelonius @wallaceme The river wasn't sure at first, but gave in to pier pressure.

@Exfizzixteach @wallaceme I think she's just in Seine.

@TonyFelonius @wallaceme She's in de-Nile.

@wallaceme Her husband brought his own bed to the marriage.

@LarkinWilder @nypost Pier pressure.

@nypost How did she get the river to consent or is this a forced marriage. Do we need to save the river

Woman who married river shares how she keeps romance alive on wedding anniversary: 'I am committed' trib.al/DHe7cxt

Fuel £1.75 a litre Council tax up another £350 Water rates up another £220 Inflation at 3% Food prices up 12% @UKLabour putting more money in your pocket apparently

I don't know whether you guys are history buffs, but this is quite a turnabout for both parties

There are some huge lines in Customs this afternoon. Seizing cocaine has its perks.

It costs approximately £100 to fill up my car. £60 of that is to pay her for the privilege.

Labour are taking the mick now. "Pride in Place" funding will now be rationed on the basis of "community cohesion" Only their inner-city clients will get funding.

The British State essentially works on the basis that if you’re deemed to be worthy, everything is free / discounted. But the ‘worthiness’ is accessible by simply being on a (‘declared’) low income. Everyone else pays full excessive whack.

Personally, I blame the racist terrorists who set the ambulances on fire. And I tend to think a charity ought to be able to park its vehicles anywhere without them being torched in a racist attack.

Dear @kent_police As someone who publicly challenges antisemitism, I receive regular death threats. I have been assaulted, and last year my car was attacked with acid. I am now being targeted again - this time through a so-called "art" exhibition - featuring Nazi imagery and classic blood libels - including of demonic Jews eating babies. I was explicitly named in that exhibit. That is not abstract expression - it is singling out an individual and placing a target on my back. I understand you have found no issue with this display. At a time when British Jews are facing escalating hostility and violence, that position shows an inexcusable disregard for our safety. I am not going to waste my time reporting this. Experience has taught me what to expect from British police. I have long understood the you are more interested in protecting the rights of those who spread Hamas propaganda - than those targeted by it But I will state publicly that your failure to act enables the very hatred that puts British Jews at risk. One day in the future, when you are asked why there are no Jews left living in the UK - you may want to reflect on moments like this. That is all David