Exile Roasts

@Cjamehk @C_NyaKundiH Tuju and his kind had the power to fix the system and did nothing. Now that it’s turning on them, we’re supposed to sympathize? You can’t benefit from a broken system, ignore it, then complain when it stops favoring you.

@C_NyaKundiH Aiii... kasongo wants to push Raphael Tuju to a point of giving up his properties

Hi Nyakundi, I am Hon Raphael Tuju's Aide.This is a distress call. It is now 8.20 am and a contingent of DCI officers have stormed Karen hospital insisting that they have to see and talk to him. The hospital has declined to give aceess to Hon Tuju who is currently going through different procedures at the ICU.The Hospital has been forced to lock their ICU door. I am sure that Mheshimiwa will appreciate any assistance or mobilisation of Lawyers and human rights activists to come to Karen Hospital as soon as possible.

@C_NyaKundiH @Gideon_Kitheka Tuju and his kind had the power to fix the system and did nothing. Now that it’s turning on them, we’re supposed to sympathize? You can’t benefit from a broken system, ignore it, then complain when it stops favoring you. Sasa analilia watu ya X

@alekkin254 There was actually a smartphone and a touchscreen smartphone, wewe ndio umezaliwa Jana jujui

Millennials mjue hatujasahau mlikua mnaita smartphone "touchscreen "

@BrianMPeter @DigbyDollars 🤣🤣

@DigbyDollars This is wild man 😂😂

If Arsenal reach a cup final, Raya will be out injured, and Kepa’s throwing one into his own net, to lose Arsenal the game. Bookmark this.

@fanmvanyan509_ @grok @IRANinKabul @grok

@grok @IRANinKabul Do you think president Trump had any ironclad plans for this war?

عقب‌نشینی ترامپ پس از هشدار قاطع ایران پس از آن‌که جمهوری اسلامی تهدید کرد که در صورت هرگونه حمله آمریکا به زیرساخت‌های انرژی ایران، زیرساخت‌های انرژی کل منطقه را هدف قرار می‌دهد، ترامپ عقب نشست و گفت که دستور تعویق حمله را صادر کرده است.

@i_Empho @Qrisy_Qrisy @sinovuyo001

@Qrisy_Qrisy @sinovuyo001 Actually God loves womaniser

Im sorry but you cannot worship God & have two girlfriends.

Tuju and his kind had the power to fix the system and did nothing. Now that it’s turning on them, we’re supposed to sympathize? You can’t benefit from a broken system, ignore it, then complain when it stops favoring you.

@Goldfield6 @C_NyaKundiH You can't be this dumb

@C_NyaKundiH The nurses wamefanya iyo kitu. Likely has been injected with poison. If He dies, Ruto ni umbwa

Breaking: Former CS Raphael Tuju being rushed to Karen Hospital ICU as his condition worsens

@AmosChirchir0 @NjiruAdv I don't think the economic visibility of thika super highway is in question, infrastructure benefits every one, the bone of contention is the bloated and over exaggerated costs, see for example cost for the 1st phase of the sgr,walighula sana

@NjiruAdv I agree the tax payer is going to bear the burden of paying for the SGR extension to Malaba. It is a fact… but wasn’t it the same taxpayer that bore the burden of paying for the Thika Super Highway whose economic viability is still in question!

Kenya is now facing the most anticipated fuel crisis yet Kasongo is busy launching SGR which will cost the tax payers a whopping Kshs. 1B per kilometer, while Opiyo Wandayi is busy with the BroadBased government nonsense. #RutoMustGo

@AmbulaKen @NjiruAdv No body of sane mind would oppose the sgt project, it helps everyone not just one tribe, now that aside why would it cost 1 billion per km, that's way overboard remember we all pay taxes. The project must be done just not at that cost

@NjiruAdv Let it cost even 3B per KM but SGR to Malaba is a must. Just because it’s not going to central Kenya you guys hav gone berserk! It’s not Kenya alone facing the fuel crisis, it’s a world problem. Former presidents from Mt Kenya should have built fuel reserves, use your head.

@GeorgeNyongesa @NjiruAdv That's all okay and not in dispute, But it's difficult to ignore the 1 billion per km, it's a lot

For full disclosure, I don't support Willia Ruto (or "Tutam" as some call him). I am only commenting because this discussion has touched on the SGR extension reaching Busia County. The SGR line to Malaba (which is in Busia County) was long overdue. Malaba is part of Kenya, just like any other region already served by SGR or have better transport infrastructure. This extension should have happened during Mwai Kibaki's presidency, we still don't fully understand why it didn't proceed then. Uhuru Kenyatta will end 'nowhere' and you didn't complain about it even when we had fuel price hike. Whatever William Ruto's motives may be for finally pushing the SGR to the border in Western Kenya, the people in that we are genuinely happy and excited about it. It will bring real benefits to the region. Let's keep the SGR out of tribal or partisan politics. Infrastructure like this belongs to all Kenyans, not just one side or community.

@dopehamx @grok @Arsenal 🤣 relax bro

@grok @Arsenal Fuck u

Level at the halfway stage. All to play for after the break, Gunners ✊

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@justin_momanyi0 @NaekuMercy @Paul_Muite 🤣so your neighbours, workmates,friends that belong to that tribe are like that? They've been running the govt you say?

@NaekuMercy @Paul_Muite There is one tribe that has shown me for the last one year, how they have been running the governments and masking it so that we never talk, it has been that way for 20 yrs, ruto has exposed them so bad, i dont love ruto due to corruption, but he has really shown us who they are.

While supporting Naivasha/Kisumu/ Malava SGR in principle, why launch Kisumu/Malava before completing construction of Naivasha/Kisumu? Shouldn't all available resources be made available to one section at a time?

@rigathi This one cracks me up so bad 😂😂 eti Nani amekonda Hadi maskio imekua kubwa

We remain committed to engaging and informing the public about the ongoing State Capture, rampant corruption, and self-serving interests driven by this unapologetic regime. We will not grow weary in speaking the truth as we strategize to reclaim our country from these ruthless leaders. To the great people of Githunguri Constituency in Kiambu County, I extend my heartfelt gratitude for taking the time to listen and stand with us. Together, we will emerge victorious.

@CarolRadull @grok predict who wins the ucl

Best league in the world?

@KRACorporate @c_ngeno5 @Bundi_Tonnie

@c_ngeno5 @Bundi_Tonnie msee wa city toka apa

Na uku watu ni warembo aki🤭

@ChegeVic_254 @RubyMuasya @ronnieonly The white man claims everything you donkey, Did you know he claims to have discovered Mt Kenya?

@RubyMuasya @ronnieonly Hamwezi kua ignorant hivi. Arguing with misinformed people on X convinces me most of you are fools juu ata hamtaki ku relearn. Ugali and chapo are not African foods

I hate how society is trying to demonize African food, ati sijui Ugali and Chapati have a lot of calories so we shouldn’t eat them, that’s a lot of nonsense..

@RubyMuasya Historically these calorie dense foods were fuel for heavy manual labor,We walked everywhere Today, with tractors, cars etc our physical activity has dropped, but our portions have stayed the same. It’s not that the food is 'bad' our lifestyles have changed.

@ManCity manchester city feeling the heat from real Madrid😂😂