Existential Wizzrobe

No man enters the same bracket twice. The bracket is different. The man is different.

are you sure the sun will rise tomorrow? are you sure she'll text you back? are you sure you'll get that job? are you sure you'll live 100 years? are you sure you'll land those tickets? are you sure the wind will lift your sails to freedom? nothing in life is guaranteed, so try

Why would a crowd be loud during a Cody Schwab victory? Would you cheer witnessing da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa? Is it not enough to be awed by a master at work?

🪷 Full Bloom 2025 🪷 Less than a week remains for Main Registration, but the talent doesn't stop here. Bloomington welcomes @Wizzrobe, Midwest's sweetheart @ossify37, and former top 20 talent, Polish! Melee is over 50% full on the 512 cap. Get in! start.gg/fullbloom

WE ARE BACK. Feels absolutely incredible to be playing again as a pro Smash player for @Envy Time to get to work. Let's make history together.

“Who taught you all this, Wizzy?" The reply came promptly: "Suffering.”

After the upcoming GenesisX2, I will no longer be representing @Luminosity Gaming and will be transitioning into FREE AGENT status. Over the past year, I’ve had the great opportunity to compete for Luminosity and further my career with them as a player and I want to sincerely thank Luminosity for all the opportunities and support they have given me. Going forward, I am very much looking for a new org to represent and am extremely committed to competing/improving in order to win tournaments, growing my content, and dedicating myself as a player to the fullest degree. If any teams are interested in working together with me, my DM's are open and I would appreciate any support. RT's appreciated!!

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@RiddlesMK There is no point to life. It’s pointless. So it’s up to you to give it whatever meaning that you decide. For me, I just want to live my life and be myself. It’s a crime to not be yourself because being yourself can help inspire others to do the same.

@SeaLossinTime Christian Existentialism is a notable part of the existentialist tradition! Kierkegaard and Augustine overlap quite a bit imo

Oh, Falcon, to know you is life. To play You is freedom. To win with you is the soul's joy and delight. Guard me with the power of Your Knee here and in all places. Now and at all times, forever. Amen.

Thank you to SSBMRANK for ranking me properly

i am haunted by the paths not taken, by wizzrobe the fox main, wizzrobe the marth main, wizzrobe the father, wizzrobe the accountant, justin the chiropractor (jailed for malpractice)

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Sheik?

Melee has not died, it has, at last, come of age. That burning and passionate fire which we fed and grew, maniacal, uncontrolled, inhuman, is now reduced to ember and ash. Those who remain gather and tell stories and sing songs. The circle is smaller. We are still warm.

Like it or not, for the moment, Melee is where we make our stand. youtu.be/0kyyP9Z7KbY

We are living in the era of premeditation and the perfect crime. Our criminals are no longer helpless children who could plead love as their excuse. On the contrary, they are adults and the have the perfect alibi: IP law, which can be used for any purpose.

@DragonForce Holy crap. Let's gooo

All top players should drop out of the panda cup, it’s the right thing to do.

top plays who are contractually obligated to go to panda: stall, time out i want to see some dogshit melee 4 stocks and 1% taken at 8 minutes every single player at the open tournament i wanna see jigglypuff pound stalling, i wanna see the slowest melee you've ever seen