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Might be the drunk purchase of the year and it’s only February

Might be the drunk purchase of the year and it’s only February

I can’t wait for lent so I can give up TouchTunes

It’s that time of the year again. The most depressing stretch in Chicago until St. Pattys day.

Fuck. I did it again.

Deodorant simply should not be $10

Is it just my dad or does every dad get an ungodly amount of spam calls?

Tuesdays suck but Christmas music is making it better. Also saw @midgetmcilroy pissed off at slow walkers in the loop today so that put a smile on my face thinking about what he was thinking in that moment.

Love scrolling instagram on Thanksgiving morning and seeing all of the turkey trotters while I’m in bed. The next time I move is to walk straight to the Bloody Mary bar.

Some days I wish cigs in the office were allowed. Maybe just one a month when you’re having a really shitty day.

Since I could remember, Tuesdays have been hands down the worst day of the week.

Dammit. Hot girl was checking out next to me at the grocery store. She looked over at my dinner and I had no shot to recover.

The bat signal on a Saturday

A lot of heart and money but we officially are Diamond status. Go bears.

Tough line up here

Moms are the best

Sauce drawers should be normalized at work

Water, double TSL, wings, chicken Caesar wrap, side of sweet potato tots with ranch, and a jager shot. Second wind has been activated.

Phenomenal weather this morning. Didn’t sweat a drop on my walk to work.

Sometimes all you need is a new Lego set