David, but casually

Nobody talk to me. I just learnt that they discontinued my favorite asbestos scented cologne

I hope Christopher Nolan respects the source material

as if this will make us ignore ronald being in the epstein files corporate.mcdonalds.com/corpmcd/our-st…

excited for alamo drafthouse’s special menu for Melania

i love doing stuff

feeling like marty supreme in the sense i too want to go to japan

the mythbusters went to epsteins island for work not pleasure

no one in this heavy metal bar seems to appreciate my frasier sweater

For those asking, yes, new Mets reliever Richard Lovelady has requested to go by his nickname Dicky. So it will be Dicky Lovelady from here on out.

@rachelprobably please do not insult plutotv. the working man's streaming app

absolutely insane that best book/score and the other design awards are on the pluto tv broadcast and not cbs like 😐😐😐😐😐

@hannahjonescool went through the same thing recently. a few i liked for inspiration are: party down, Scrubs, and everyone says this one but Cheers

Watching pilot episodes to improve my bad pilot and all of a sudden all pilots are low key bad except for like arrested development.

be vewy vewy quiet…

“love is blind” but it’s others senses are heightened. love can smell better than a pregnant wolverine

about to watch nosferatu and im scared the phrase “let’s go-sferaru” will leave my lips during the movie

@justbrizigs reminds me of the time i submitted such a bad application to be their SVP that they closed the position

excited for my annual nyc marathon tradition. setting vietcong style spike traps

kids night at NYCFC game. child labor is allowed!

i lost $20

at a surprise proposal party. it’s very cool but the father of the bride(?) is taking bets on her response