Exordium

New pinned thread time! Hi, I’m Exo, short for Exordium/Exordialis! I’m a hypno-loving black hole kitty! I’m a switch, too, though my posts kinda make me look like a pure dom I promise I have a subby side! Oh and here’s a link to send me questions! ngl.link/exordium (1/?)

Waiting for the day one of my posts blows up and I get hit with this image, then I can truly die happy.

Ah, the awkward moment when someone blocks you and you have no clue why, like, I was genuinely enjoying chatting with you please tell me what I did :c Alas. Time marches on.

Seeing some of yall that follow me have like, partial or even full fursuits and uh, I’m definitely normal and not at all flustered about that but I’m gonna humbly ask you to cuddle me and less humbly invite you to do whatever you want to me, hehe :3

Hm, to all my trans followers, you should totally let me coil you up with my tail and inject you with hormones (and maybe some mysterious orange liquid that makes you dizzy) while I pet and scritch and purr in your ears, gently overwhelming your senses you you don’t squirm~

@SillySwirlySol I wonder indeed, tis a mystery for the ages~

@Exordialum Oooh,, wonder who might've given you that idea~?

For all the paw freaks out there, I’m gonna shove a paw straight into your head, and fog it up with all my scent and sweat, and use your brain as a pawmat so that when I let you go your brain will have a new imprint of my paws, and you’ll probably also be addicted too :3

@NectarOfAmbi Yea but id never rob ya :p

@Exordialum I got a crisp dollar and some nickels

One of yall should let me like, fuck your brain a lil in exchange for like $35 so I can get pizza and brownies, lol. Any takers?

I am now closing this! Didn’t expect it to be this popular, I’ll try getting to everyone who commented but it’s closed from now on! Might do another in the future :3

@Celestial_Pup Gonna temporarily hijack your drone programming and replace all the lines with “worship paws” and then inconspicuously shove a paw in your face to see if you obey :3

@Exordialum Hi :3 I do a bit of lurking, but I love your posts

Ugh, bored and have all day to do nothing, come comment and I’ll tell ya how I’d ruin you (assuming I see your comment), this’ll stay open till I decide to close the offer :3

@ImjustPenn Hm, put you in a suit that deprives you of any sensation for a full year and then put you in an overstim machine the second you get out.

@Exordialum Pray tell, how could one even break me?~

@MarshyVRC You already know what I’ll do, silly! But I’m gonna engulf you fully and trap you in my tailmaw :3

@Exordialum hiii :3

@defkly Maybe, or maybe I’ll catch your gaze in my swirling eyes, collapsing I on themselves endlessly while my tailmaw sneaks its way to your ear, wraps its tongue around your brain, and swallows it while, leaving you a drooling dumb mess and your brain getting squeezed in its throat~

@Exordialum Maybe I'll ruin you first :p I've been told my bulge is rather enticing~ (among other things)

@NectarOfAmbi Was good! Also gonna turn you into a pretty little princess, no thoughts in your head but how pretty you are >:3

@Exordialum how was your lunch break yesterday

@alex_avali Gonna chain you flush against my ass, face first for days till you’re stained to smell like me, and then I’m gonna send you out to do the same to everyone you meet, bringing them back till I have an army of ass worshipping pervs :3

@Exordialum hope im not too late also that your day is going well!~

@itsgivingchair You’d make for a great brainwashed toy, conditioned to follow me around and offer yourself immediately the moment you sense that I’m even a tiny bit horny, jumping at every opportunity to get me off in any way possible :3

@Exordialum elloo, big slut here, very curious and also horny and boredd

@adasd69253 Daww, no need to be shy, I’ll just strap you into a machine that’ll make you so horny that you won’t be able to be shy anymore :3

@AceTheBeardie Gonna condition you so that the closer to me you are, the dumber and hornier you get, and then I’ll deprive you of all warmth except my body heat so you have to basically glue yourself to my side at all times :3

@HypnoFoxKing Gonna pull each thought out of your head and turn them into stars, becoming part of my body and when you’re finally empty I’ll fill you with new programming, making you serve your own pets while I do whatever I want with “your” thoughts :3

@Exordialum Well come on then!

@FreyaTheUmbreon Gonna shrink you down slightly and lock your size changing ability, and then I’m gonna pin you down underpaw and basically drown you in my scent till your brain leaks out of your ears :3

@Exordialum Meow