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Mark Beef
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Mark Beef
@ExpertsLie
This account was recently acquired by an undisclosed private equity firm
Mainland Katılım Temmuz 2024
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I sag lower than this all the time
Sofia@Sofia50020Sofia
White men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?
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Just sent in a mail in ballot, I don't live anywhere near LA. All libtards are faggots
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If this is true, and all previous best picture winners clear the Oscars’ new inclusion rules, what’s the point of them? What problem are they trying to solve?
Variety@Variety
Why is Elon Musk melting down over #TheOdyssey and the Oscars? "Every best picture winner in the Academy’s 98-year history — from the 'Wings' in 1929 through 'One Battle After Another' this past March — clears the Oscars' new inclusion rules. That also includes 'Oppenheimer,' the film directed by Christopher Nolan, with whom Elon Musk had no problem until this past week. And Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s 'The Odyssey,' whenever the Academy gets a look at it, would also clear the inclusion standards, and it’s not because Lupita Nyong’o was cast as Helen of Troy," writes Variety's Clayton Davis. variety.com/2026/film/awar…
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I would bet this number is off by at least a few billion
greg@greg16676935420
I just checked the current population and got sad it’s an odd number because that means if everyone found someone there’d be one person left alone
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One tick bite made this man allergic to red meat.
Now over 450,000 Americans are allergic to beef & dairy and the number is rising.
What’s is going on?
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@hstupak1 @rustyrockets @mark15158514 If it sounds smart and complicated and scary it has to be true
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@ExpertsLie @rustyrockets @mark15158514 Whoever named the syndrome is the true marketing genius as is the mental somersaults required to understand how it works. Only today could someone get away with such nonsense.
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@dumbidot1 These people are too narcissistic. They seem to think people want to have kids so they're remembered? They're just never going to get it but maybe that's for the best.
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Gay and retarded. Have children. It's the best choice you'll ever make
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque
Much pop-natalism is just denial of death. You could have 20 children or more and you will still die and be forgotten. Your descendants will all eventually cease to be and you’ll be just as gone forever from this world as that couple. By all means, have kids! But memento mori.
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@hstupak1 @rustyrockets @mark15158514 Meanwhile to "provide protection" against covid they want you taking a series of several shots of complex but technologically marvelous "mRNA" gunk but nature's tick can cause this profound dietary restriction with one tiny little bite
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@hstupak1 @rustyrockets @mark15158514 The magical vegetarian inducing tick bite. It's so laughably retarded.
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@user84829272 Newborn coming in 2 weeks and the 2.5yo still in diapers ☠️
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@feelsdesperate The problem is so many of them went all-in and acted on it by alienating/rejecting friends and family. They can't live with that being a result of their own poor judgement or a simple mistake.
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Basically every political instinct I had when I was a lib in 2015 ended up being completely wrong.
Even in 2020, even after 4 years of being disabused of all sorts of bad ideas, all my remaining lib assumptions also ended up being totally, completely wrong.
At some point you have to accept that you were the mark, that you were wrong about everything, laugh it off, and refuse to let sunk costs keep driving you off the same cliffs.
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@77_steeze I knew it was his because he was standing half way down the block swearing and muttering incomprehensibly at a pigeon while wiping his bare ass with a handful of term sheets
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Same. My kids are terrified they might see Peter Thiel cranking it behind the bushes
Lee (Greater)@shortmagsmle
My wife gets nervous taking our kids to the park because sometimes there are unaccountable billionaires sleeping in the bushes, prone to getting pushy or acting dangerously as they avoid paying their fair share in broad daylight while the police do nothing
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@resentfulincel The odds are overwhelmingly against all 4 of those planes being hijacked independently on the same day
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If you think there was a 9/11 conspiracy you’re a gay fucking retard.
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@77_steeze @feelsdesperate Achieving the cream pie is obviously the most difficult part of raising a kid and it's laughbly pedestrian
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@feelsdesperate Watching porn all like “omg gross, I swear to God a frickin DOG could do this. Won’t catch me acting like this”
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Lmao I have discovered a dark new internet subculture:
Anti-natal, misanthropic travelcels.
These people are convinced it’s easy and no big deal to raise children but somehow getting on a plane to go somewhere where no one has any expectations of you is a big life achievement.
Coddled Affluent Professional@feelsdesperate
@WifiMoneyPlant Having a family means you’re showing up for the future - it’s one of the most important accomplishments you can achieve.
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@KeithNHumphreys Hanging out with well-rested kids in a good mood is great but those moments when they've refused to nap and are now pulling their hair out and melting down because you started peeling the banana before giving it to them isn't always fun
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A bit baffled by people who wanted children but don't want to parent.
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