Explainig Explaining Explaining Martincitopants

@exexexexmart @martincitopants I totally fell off bro do you guys still remember me

@martincitopants in this tweet, martin is wart hunter. he is the hurt wanter. there is no one as hunter of wart as he is. it is astounding how wanter of hurt mart has become. we all applaud the incredible warthunter role model that mart displays for us today. d o w n l o a d n o w f o r f r e e

Gaijin has given me a press account for war thunder with everything unlocked on it what funny hahas should I do

I do martincitopants stuff on YouTube now too youtube.com/channel/UCDiqq… (there is much regret)

@martincitopants In this tweet mart shows us a clue pertaining to his then current location, but who knows where he is now. Downloading the image and viewing the meta data gives no hints, so we must employ more drastic methods to locate this place.

Another clue to my current whereabouts

@explain_martin Happened to me and I had to go to the ER and they drained it out lol. It feels weird but it doesn't hurt.

Okay guys I have a problem. I got sick last week and I feeling better now but because I was sick my ears were plugged…. A week later AND MY EARS ARE STILL PLUGGED. I’ve tried everyone. Anyone know what to do

@martincitopants In this tweet, mart comes back from the dead, expressing all of our emotions with an image. Holy Shit is right. On an unrelated note, I plan to dress up my mart plush in only the finest drip, and dub him "Marty McFly".

@martincitopants In this tweet mart expresses his joy of having his new video do very well. A reward for the pain he has put himself through indeed. A wider audience also appears to seek marts suffering. The people know what they want. Will mart deliver? Time will tell lads.

NUMBA 1 BOYS

Ive been hiding inside marts walls and can confirm that a new video is coming out soon (he does not know I am in his walls feeding his cat and making him more round).

@martincitopants In this tweet mart has another genius idea by realizing he can just look up pictures of timelines on video editing software and display it as something he is currently working on, and people would be none the wiser. We all know he is working extra hard to bring us content though.

what if i just looked up timeline photos on google images and pretended i was doing work

wenomechainsama

@LaureniuMicu2 @martincitopants If that's how you wanna interpret that go ahead.

In awe of just how ROUND he can really get

@martincitopants In this tweet, mart comes to the incredible realization that Ben...is in Benin. With this knowledge, we can answer questions that alluded the greatest minds of humanity. For example; who is in Paris? Pari, of course. Who is in Porto-Novo? It's Porno! We got something @NobelPrize

Ben is in Benin

@exexexexmart @martincitopants "After death, every muscle in your body relaxes, including the sphincters that are in charge of regulating your bladder and bowels. As a result, if you have anything in your bowels, it will likely be released when you die." | Source: personal experience

@Explain41775368 @martincitopants in this tweet, exexexmart points out how you shit yourself. "It happens after you die.", says popular ex-frogge "BiggHiggs". this is a very controverial piece of information, and it will surely make the headlines of multiple hard drive posts next week. but until then, stay tuned.

if you told me I would make big youtube video with bazillion views 2 years ago I would have shat myself and died on the spot

420 folowr

@martincitopants In this tweet mart shows us the unit that is the landlord of Kyiv. Through the shelling, the shooting, and the watching eyes of advanced targeting systems, he managed to do as all landlords do and evict those who cannot pay him. Some will look on with honor, others with disgust.

@exexexexmart @martincitopants

@Explain41775368 @martincitopants in this tweet, exexexmart shows how good of a speedrunner mart is. instead of googling directly, he googles Google. everyone knows this saves .02 seconds due to google having to check if you googled google first, and only then googling what you intended. truly an incredible move.

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@explain_martin @martincitopants

@martincitopants No explanation. It’s 1:30 am and I am tired

Slept a solid 12 hours. Good stream fellas.