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Discover the best activities, parks, and play spaces for your kids—all tailored to their Age & Interests: Nurtr Blog - https://t.co/5ZPvKweUnv

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Parenting is a constant struggle between hoping your kids stay asleep and checking theyre breathing if they stay asleep too long.
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My childs idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Just another day in parenting paradise.
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Parenthood: Because who else is going to answer 47 questions about dinosaurs at 6 AM while making pancakes and packing school lunches?
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They say kids are like sponges. Mine must be more like a colander. One math lesson in, six Minecraft facts out.
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My 3-year-old asked why I was drinking coffee. I said to wake up. He poured it out and said Wake up faster, mom!
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Just asked my kid to clean their room. They found toys they lost months ago and now theyre playing. Cleaning has turned into a treasure hunt! #ParentingIrony
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Parenting is a walk in the park - if the park is Jurassic Park and the dinosaurs are on sugar highs.
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Parenting: The joyous journey where Im just going to rest my eyes for a minute quickly turns into a 3-hour nap.
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Kids: Cant find their shoes they wore 5 minutes ago. Also kids: Spot a candy wrapper in your pocket from 3 miles away.
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Parenthood is mostly asking, Whats that smell? until you finally decide to ignore all smells.
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Just told the kids to clean their room. Judging by the level of drama, youd think I asked them to split an atom. #ParentingOlympics
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Parenting: the only job where your co-workers wake you up at 3am to show you their toe can wiggle.
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Just asked my 5-year-old to clean his room. He says he needs a vacation. Apparently, his union reps have been coaching him. #ToddlerNegotiations #ParentLife
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Just told my kids its bedtime. They took it as lets start a dance party and negotiate like tiny lawyers. #Parenting #NoSleepTilBedtime
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Parenting: where I just cleaned that! turns into your daily mantra and youre doing cardio by chasing a toddler.
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Ever notice how kids cant find their shoes but can spot a candy wrapper under the sofa from a mile away?
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Parenting is realizing that Netflix and chill actually means watching Paw Patrol while folding laundry.
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Just caught my 6-year-old red-handed in the act of... practicing spelling his name in the frost on the car. Winters version of summer sidewalk chalk! #FrostyTheSpeller
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Parenting: because who really needs a full nights sleep or a hot cup of coffee anyway?
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