Explorer
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I had a call from a scammer the other day.
Me: “Hello.”
Scammer: (Heavy Foreign Accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”
Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”
Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.”
Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”
Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”
Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”
Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.”
Me: “I think it’s already on.”
Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.”
Me: “I don’t see that.”
Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”
Me: “Yes.”
Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”
Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”
Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.”
Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”
Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.”
Me: “Okay. Same as before.”
Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”
Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”
Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”
Me: “I usually press the big button.”
Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.”
Me: “Okay.”
Scammer: “Is your device off?”
Me: “No. The door popped open.”
Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”
Me: “No. There’s a burrito.” 🌯
Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”
Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.” 🙆🏻♂️😂
Click. ☎️🤗
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Je l vama jasno da smo se U MILIONIMA već iselili i tek ćemo da se iseljavamo???
Bonus pitanje: ko će da vam puni budžetsku kasu i od čega ćete da živite za desetak-dvaes godina? Ah da, Zvezda i Partizan ups 🤡
Explorer@Explorer1175517
@pala_andjea Pa odseli se u tunguziju ako ti ne odgovara
Ne mogu da kažem da mrzim Srbiju kao neku tačku u geografskom atlasu, ali defitivno mrzim sve što ona trenutno predstavlja.
Odvratna je, odnosno predivna je zemlja, ali puna odvratnih ljudi. Mnogo odvratnih, jezivih ljudi koji je čine tako odvratnom.
Veceras me ocekuje duga noc, bice mi pune ruke posla, i jos po nesto
Sad mi javlha žena da je pas njene koleginice, star 14 godina, upravo umro.
Sačekao je sina kog je najviše voleo i kada ga je ovaj zagrlio, samo je izdahnuo.
Raspadoše se oni, raspadoh se i ja.
Ranjenog ukrajinskog vojnika pogubile ruske snage iz neposredne blizine.
Snimak prikazuje ranjenog, nenaoružanog ukrajinskog vojnika (navodno iz regije Sumy) kako se predstavlja pre nego što su ga ruske jedinice upucale iz neposredne blizine.
Zločinci.
@Maserka_sanja @centraldox Joj Al bi meni jedna masaza prijala sa happy end
Here is my prediction for an attempted ground invastion by the US:
No American soldier will survive this adventure alive, and 80-90% of them will die at sea before they can even prepare to disembark.
Donald Trump is sending thousands of Americans to a guaranteed suicide mission to please his AIPAC overlords. None of them will survive this.
That's it
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🚨BREAKING: US PREPARING FOR GROUND INVASION OF IRAN
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@Ortodox_Serb Bar se mirno mogu igrati ne ljuti se čoveče, saha, karata i svih ostalih društvenih igara .. nije im dosadno
‼️На стотине бродова и даље су блокирани и не могу да прођу кроз Ормушки мореуз.
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@vrelamagdalena Uzas ! Evo ja bi to recimo radio besplatno onako usput
