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@ExtraValueNeil

we’re all gonna die 🥁: sullest, weak teeth, bloodpheasant, tomb envy. 🎸: best practices

(e) providence, ri Katılım Ekim 2013
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Neil of Fortune
Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
(the new alphabet song to the tune of “Let It Be”) 🎵Letter A, Letter B, Letter C, Letter D, Then a bunch of letters, Letter Z 🎵
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
30 to 50 percent mortality rate? Fuck it, fam, let’s goooooooo [into the dirt]!!!
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
@ATRightMovies Thanks for giving me the final reason to unfollow this account, you’re lazy and worthless 🫡
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All The Right Movies
All The Right Movies@ATRightMovies·
Two classics released on the same day, which is the best?
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Erik Uebelacker@Uebey·
New: NRA board members are distraught at the "indefensible" response by Trump Admin officials to the shooting of Alex Pretti. One called comments from Kristi Noem and Kash Patel a "huge misstep" and hopes they walk them back. More @CourthouseNews courthousenews.com/thats-one-of-u…
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
@walterwhitepill @StatisticUrban No one thinks about the stuff you do (except for the people who secretly and constantly think about this stuff), Thud. Just get a little gay and you’ll feel better
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Hunter📈🌈📊
Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban·
Republicans have been trending down in their support for gay marriage for 3 years now. It's declined by 14pts, from 55% to 41%. Meanwhile, support among Independents and Democrats is still trending up. I wonder when, or if, the GOP trend will reverse.
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
@Argyll_Campbell Good lord, people still care about this? The current president is currently convicted of over 30 crimes. Or just continue being a shithead.
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
@Nicoletta0602 @ICEgov I’m a tenth- and eleventh-generation American on my father’s side alone—so where did I learn to protest against ICE?? Maybe protests are inherent democratic values, you fascist clod?
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Nicole Solas, Sued by the Teachers Union
RI Rep Sanchez learned from his illegal alien mom to protest @ICEgov. This is the progeny of illegal immigration - a permanent revolutionary underclass perpetually salivating for civil unrest.
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This is evidence for @ICEgov to use against Rhode Island Rep Sanchez as he organizes a riot to obstruct and defy federal law enforcement. His parents came here illegally His extended family owns Mexican restaurants like Viva Mexico, El Rancho Grande, and Dolores.
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Sherman@Peabody1122·
The point isn't just to balance trade, it's meant to stop them from stealing our intellectual property, counterfeiting products, manufacturing and importing fentanyl to the United States among many other things. He's leveling the playing field with China. Something no other president has dared touch for decades. Do you agree it would be good to stop the flow of fentanyl from China? Or stop them from stealing our intellectual property? Counterfeiting products?
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
@TrackAIPAC @SenRickScott It’s funny how Israel allots all food and funding into Palestine so they themselves are openly admitting to feeding “terrorists” like they are “kings”
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Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban·
What is the most useless or counterproductive hobby?
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Criminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson·
Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
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Chip Franks ❤️👍@ChipFranks·
@SenWhitehouse Military recruiting has spiked after being so low for four years. The military isn’t being used for social experiments any more. The SecDef is open to finding all of the waste and fraud. He’s doing GREAT.
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Sheldon Whitehouse@SenWhitehouse·
Democrats made clear at his hearing how unqualified, incompetent, partisan and ideological this person is, setting aside his grave personal issues. Republicans voted for him anyway. We’re deep in SNAFU, totally predictably. nytimes.com/2025/03/25/us/…
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
@bigblackbugs I gave a cyberfuck duo the “out of window handjob motion” and I was so proud of myself I didn’t even notice their reactions
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
@alexkshieh Meanwhile, normal people are curious as to why you’re all so obsessed with people’s private parts. You seem like a bunch of perverts. Maybe seek a therapist on campus? Brown’s resources are excellent for students like you 👌🏼
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Alex Shieh
Alex Shieh@alexkshieh·
Hey @ElonMusk, @VivekGRamaswamy, is this how it’s done? I emailed all 3,805 @BrownUniversity administrators to ask: What did you do last week? Brown charges students $93,064/year, runs a $46M deficit, and could face federal funding cuts over DEI & antisemitism. One employee, Prof. Rasha Alawieh, was deported this weekend for sympathizing with Hezbollah. (For reference, Brown only has 7,226 undergrads and 1,691 faculty 🤯) We also published Brown's entire org chart and pre-screened all administrations with AI. Learn where your tuition and tax dollars go here: ⬇️ 🔗 bloat.brownspectator.com #IvyLeague #FixHigherEd #DOGE @DOGE_ED
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Neil of Fortune@ExtraValueNeil·
@alexkshieh Imagine if, instead of this, you put in the same amount of effort to get laid for once.
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