Big Man Blastoise 🐢
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Big Man Blastoise 🐢
@EyeLyftBitches
(ISFP-A) Asex/Aromantic lover boy with nerdy taste. i like: Boobies Gummy Worms Tequila Working Out

I think most bitches let you hit raw cuz they know they pussy some shit fr. Good pussy be hitting even with a condom.

Before you marry a man you should consider asking him if he would be able to handle at least 2 months without sex. His reaction is how it will be if you bear him children.


Can you afford 4 new tires is definitely a good first date question



I tell men upfront just don’t lie to me. Let me decide what to do with the truth. And guess what they still do, LIE. 😂😂😂😂

No Man's Sky Xeno Arena 👽Creature Battling ⚡100+ Abilities 🐣Genetic Experiments 🏟️Multiplayer Arenas 🤖Alien Trainers 🐌Tactical Combat 🥚Breed Creatures 🎖️Medals + Titles 🐾More Pets 🥽Creature Survey Mode 📋Daily Challenges 📎Guidance Missions 🏓Arena Ranks 🦑Exclusive Pets

fun fact I finally finished OG Naruto at my big age of 27. I can now end all debates and just say Naruto is 100% better than the others in "the big 3" and I'm right and ur wrong.

I hate that Aaliyah never got to tell her story.

So this happened 🤣🤣

007 First Light for Switch 2 delayed to later this Summer. PS5/Xbox Series/PC release date is May 27

Why are y'all so afraid of your own genitals



