Eye of the Tiber

What’ve I missed?

Is there a French word for a feeling of having already experienced the present situation?

Trying to impress executives at this board meeting. Someone hit me w a solid knock knock.

I’ve been through things in my life, but nothing as terrifying as this.

So this is where we’re at now.

Best rapper of all time.

Alright everyone, let’s make his worst fears come true. Follow him.

Hi. Did I miss anything?

Sad to learn of the death of Pope Sixtus IV

I’m too blessed to be stressed, nevertheless I’m stressed, so there’s that

I personally wear 27 at a time.

Apparently “to the moon 🚀” is a thing the kids are saying nowadays and so on

I just said ‘alas’ so I’m now gonna go jump off a cliff

I used to live in this dump apartment but it was called Paradise Manor so it was kinda like living in a Jane Austen novel until you opened your blinds

Someone should create a meme from that picture of Bernie Sanders sitting with his silly gloves at the inauguration

If Biden is such a “Catholic” then how come the inauguration wasn’t in Latin?

hipsters singing sea shanties < literally anything else

Anyone else have trouble breathing with their mask on in the shower???

Ergo is the worst word ever

I could seriously do 3 lines of cocaine and still pass out after saying 1 decade