Eyepatch Wolf

Hey. I made up a fake anime and I’m selling merch for it as if it were real. It’s called Eyepatch Wolves. You can see it here: eyepatchwolves.com

[Just an announcement] I drew T-shirt art for streamer Eyepatch Wolf!　[@EyePatchWolf] We have listed stores where you can purchase items through reposting, so please check them out!⇩

Also- my book is out. You can buy it here if you want: hollow-press.net/products/the-b…

i think art is good, and i think recognizing when artists are doing something new and weird is also good. here's me losing my shit about fake video games for nearly 2 hours youtu.be/5hkkCbxoaz0

@PeteQuinnell Congrats!

On 8th November 2025 in the chilly Canadian air, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to become my fiancée. She said ‘I guess.’ (And then said yes!) 💍

On this episode of Versus Wolves, we answer the Internets most burning question: WHICH IS BETTER? The work of horror manga legend Junji Ito, or that time a beloved Canadian animation was defiled beyond all hope? FIND OUT ON THE VERUS WOLVES PODCAST youtu.be/YVkJ4lMCsoI?fe…

@OSWreview yep.

Oh man, there it is. First Mania since 1996 I'll miss ☹️

On this episode of Versus Wolves, we talk about one of the most important pieces of animation of all time, and also reboot youtu.be/jCjjFkggvBI?si…

Versus Wolves will be delayed until next week, but I have received assurances from Woolie that after this, podcasting will be his priority and not his new born child.

World, meet Punchgirl. Punchgirl, world. She'll check in again in a decade or two.

Ill be at @OkamiconIreland in Dublin this Saturday selling exclusive Eyepatch Wolves tees These tees were screen printed in Dublin, are very VERY nice, and only available in person If youre not in Dublin you can get the regular (still nice) tees here eyepatchwolves.com

criteria: something that looks like a game, but is not playable/ does not actually exist the weirder and more elaborate the better no ai

hello gamers I am doing another video on fake video games bring me your favourite games that don't exist, and deposit them in the replies

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Pre orders for The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games book end in 24 hours Hopefully some available at launch but Pre orders are the only way to guarantee a copy Thanks to everyone who picked one up and helped me prove to my publisher I am not insane hollow-press.net/products/the-b…

I wrote a book!!! WILD!!! It’s filled with reviews, previews and retrospectives on games that DO NOT EXIST. You can grab pre order HERE: hollow-press.net/products/the-b…

12 years ago, a man on a podcast 3000 miles from me said negative things about an anime I liked. Today, I physically fight that man. The new episode of Versus Wolves is out now. youtube.com/watch?v=TvHXVe…

Also- if you would like to order my new book filled with reviews, previews and articles about games that ARE NOT REAL, you can do so here: hollow-press.net/collections/u-…

Do you like when a video game crawls inside your brain and completely destroys your life? ME TOO! youtu.be/-lRev4qQLyw

Ideas To Playtest, a digital artbook of my game ideas from 2018-2024, is available now! More details below ⬇️

On this episode of Versus Wolves, we attempt to answer one of the internets most hotly debated questions: Which is better, assembling tiny plastic robots, or the 2006 Game boy advance RPG Mother 3? youtu.be/arxC_5YlcmU