AmandaPants 👖

What if all the birds in the world pooped all at the same time?

Hey @sheetz wtf is up with your lack of cheese sauce on nachos? Everytime we get nachos there's like a sneeze worth of cheese on them. I can't even add extra cheese, but can only get it on the side, which is also a small amount. Have you even heard of nachos and cheese?

@oobleejay I never played World of Warcraft, I think mainly because I saw a bunch of people getting super addicted to it. One of my classmates ended up dropping out of college because he was failing every class due to his addiction. But I'm not one to get addicted to a game like that.

@yinzertastic I've found that well cared for baby items sell the easiest. I've even had people come by to pick it up in my driveway so I never had to leave the house.

My MIL kept telling us to sell some stuff that I figured I’d give to Goodwill. So today I tried and it’s a sucky experience. It’s basically begging people to take your junk. The only person who enjoyed it was my toddler. I sold 2 things & gave up. It’s all going to Goodwill.

@oobleejay Sims 2 and Fable, although I didn't discover Fable series until Fable 3 and played the games backwards. Now I regularly replay Fable 2 and 3 but 2 is my favorite.

@yinzertastic But Jim Jordan can't be bothered to wear a jacket to work and don't even get me started on Ted Cruz showing up in workout clothes.

Reading the comments of Republicans triggered by Fetterman's clothes is just so entertaining.

Tonight dinner consists of BBQ pork chops, corn on the cob and deviled eggs.

@joyci_schecter I did a GASP when I saw that Prego has a new bolognese sauce.

@wujutaerae (x + 2)(x + 3)

look at what my teacher wrote in my math homework??? 😭😭😭😭

@pIanetlalisa @trinawatters As an introvert with an aversion to peppy people, I too, do not care for her. It's basically like when men tell me I'd be prettier if I smiled more. STFU

@trinawatters never liked Kristen Bell for some reason but jason need to stay with me

@sheetz Is it Elkton MD time yet?

I made pot roast for dinner and I guess it was okay. My kid just ate every bite, including onions and celery, before slurping up the broth with a straw.

@skaboomizzy @HollyAnderson Pro tip, back row matinee for a film that has been out for 3 weeks.

@jessicakaybdsm @gracecamille_

@gracecamille_ I once dated a guy whose biggest trauma was that he absorbed his twin in the womb. He talked about it all the time.

i HATE when someone is a fraternal twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the womb and what… I’m supposed to not notice that ????

If you know a man hole cover that wants to go to Japan, we'll guess what... IT'S GOING TO JAPAN!

@ilovenostalgia Lily Munster

Who is this? Wrong answers only...

@attackofhubris @pghsciencenerd So this is what Mr Zavatsky is doing during retirement.

@oobleejay I mean, the girls are pre-teens and what if one of them is actually gay... would he be accepting? Would they feel comfortable coming out to their family? It really is sad.

So my kid's cousins told her that it is bad to be gay. I told her that were wrong and that people are allowed to love whoever they want. Do I approach the parents? I mean, they probably have that opinion because the parents told them that it was bad to be gay. Be better, people.

Wth is a semi-boneless roast? Either it has bone or it doesn't.