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@F0REST_TRUMP

parody account. *no affiliation with sylvanian families* MAKING MURCA GRATE AGAIN... from @forest_fr1ends

Washington, DC Katılım Ocak 2016
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- why don’t you wear a suit? - because i don’t want to look like an oedematous umpa-lumpa at willy wonka’s funeral, or a 17 year old sales assistant from carphone warehouse…
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Wow! this is fun. Random, but fun…Now who’s next?
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hey shit-munchers… guess who’s back…
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have you calmed down yet Donald...?
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- just put all the ‘well-wishing’ cards from nobles, dignitaries, royalty and celebrities on the bed. - sir? my hands are f**king empty...
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turns out you nailed it sir. we have had our best scientists from horseshit university running tests and experiments and blah blah. anyway bleach is the cure so drink the bleach please sir please drink it- just driNK THE F**KING BLEACH SIR...
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sir, i’m afraid i have some more bad news for you...
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- wow, british people seem to love milkshakes as much as they love me. - mr president, i think we should stay inside the car...
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now bearing in mind what you learned in yesterday’s lesson try to answer the following question. do you really want putin to visit the f**king white house...?
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i think they like me a lot in the uk- what’s a wotsit...?
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i have to say sir, you come out of this latest scandal looking like an odious dick...
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- i have big hands. - my hands are bigger...
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mr trump, i read your medical report and i have concerns. i quote- “BP 165/85 pulse 82 penis girth- remarkable, fantastic liver and amazing lover. funniest guy in the room, in fact the whole world. seriously. love from the doctor.”
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- sir, a man’s been shot at disneyland. - we need to arm Mickey Mouse asap...
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- it’s a little shithole country. - but Hawaii is actually a part of- oh never mind you f**king dotard...
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