The Wretched & The BIG FUN

> be Bowie Knife99 > just a guy with an Xbox > buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day > drive like you always do - like a lunatic > ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls > the Drivatar system silently records every felony > uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud > deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7 > within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam > the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza" > official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99" > a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.

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Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris Jackson, opens up about no longer being performative online to please the public over how she should honor her Dad and says she now keeps that relationship private 😮👀 Ozzy Osbourne’s son, Jack, agreed with her and explained that fans don’t understand their relationship with their fathers was completely different than a fan’s relationship with them “And now my relationship with my dad is the most beautiful relationship ever… and it’s no one’s business, and I don’t have to share that with anybody… he was my best friend.”