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If my child ever came to me talking about “mogging” or being “mogged,” I’d simply remind him, or her, that Rilke wrote —“The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.”

A boy at avicii telt me his dad died cos of MDMA and when the beat dropped he was proper crying his eyes out shoutin "ma dad died for this"

You have the fear? After a night of us drinking heavily? That has cut me deep brother as I have woken up with “the joy” having spent a merry night with a dear friend I am pained that there are parts of your soul that would cause you anguish if you were to share them with me x

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

@SolaceCinema @Tim_Batt

‘GROWN UPS 3’ will reportedly begin filming in February. “When a surprise inheritance lands Lenny, Eric, Kurt, Marcus, and Rob control of their childhood summer camp, they reunite for one last hurrah.”

When you ask Mr. Hammerhand to look after your 300 walnuts while you go grab lunch

@D_C_W @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare Fairly thin chips. Not fries, but thin. Arrive in a white paper bag with a sort of tin foil lining inside. Can arrive very hot and susceptible to being flabby. You can order chicken curry loaded fries which come in a classic ‘burger box’. No pouches in sight.

@FBlizzle @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare Tell me more. What kind of chips? And what vessel do they arrive in?

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your football fascinations & irritations, ft: Goalkeepers' emergency headers, era-inappropriate football skills in films... and chips 🍟 @CDEccleshare @D_C_W pod.fo/e/3047d3

Breaking Bad, but nobody is careful.

@HLTCO @fbtlpod Toaster Nsabata

Name the most random footballer you can possibly think of; the sort of name you manage to pull out of the ether and people go “Fuck me, I forgot he even existed.” Try not to drop a name that’s been said by someone else, I’m trying to see something for @fbtlpod. Cheers.

what a boy

Best day of my fucking life.

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Gareth Barry to save England at the 2010 World Cup, despite no one caring much about him before that, before we got beaten 4-1 by Germany.

We're recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Wednesday and we want your detailed nominations for The Pure Discourse XI, a lineup of players who found themselves (possibly unwittingly) at the centre of a (probably quite tedious) culture war relating to their specific position/role. Go!

SouthLondon is ours Lol, feeling #Gladallover

@1AaronPaul @5liveSport @FootballCliches urgent

First time I’ve ever seen this- Stewards doing fitness tests/warmups at Burnley ahead of the game with Sheffield Wednesday tonight… Updates on @5liveSport #bbcefl

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

should be a letterboxd app but it is for every human experience. i could log in and see a friend has recently reviewed “having grapes”. i could go huh they liked grapes more than Nosferatu

Hi @CPFC community. Please help us get an applause going at *61 mins* at the Leicester game this Sat 14/9, in memory of our much loved Mickey Garcia. Lower Holmesdale season ticket, died suddenly & unexpectedly in June. @TalkCPFC @ultrascpfc @MatchdayCPFC @Crystals_CPFC #cpfc