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When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts. go.bdsmgalls.net/marc

A stepdad should be called a “Faux Pa.” go.bdsmgalls.net/terra

"So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..." ~ Girls go.bdsmgalls.net/tamra

If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick. go.bdsmgalls.net/betty

Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. go.bdsmgalls.net/rosalie

Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life. go.bdsmgalls.net/andrea

I told you ill be there in 5 minutes. Stop calling me every half an hour. go.bdsmgalls.net/alberto

I wonder if I could fit my entire body inside a woman's. Through her mouth. Penis-first. go.bdsmgalls.net/elmer

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/earline

shorturl.xaijo.com/adam Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

If you're happy and you know it please don't burden me with your fucking joy. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/alvin

Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why. shorturl.xaijo.com/kay

shorturl.xaijo.com/gabrielle "I wish I could answer phone calls with my Walkman." -Steve Jobs in the 80's

bitly.xaijo.com/angie Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?

bitly.xaijo.com/randy Fun prank: tweet "BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!" then don't tweet for 8 years.