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don’t make me tap the sign
Pamela@PamelaBies
Advice to the younger generation: Skip the degree. Buy land. Become a farmer.
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I'll give you five words: Witty. Sarcastic. Quirky. Fun. Movie Lover. I Think This Was More Than Five Words.
With your mom. Katılım Kasım 2008
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"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago."
"But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power."
"I don't care who's consolidating their power."
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Omg THE REVEAL 😂
Interesting things@awkwardgoogle
They are so cute. More couples need to do this 💕
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what's really wild is the actors all leave this scene in order of death in real life
Sport@BeenRichSport
Michael corelone is really is the last of Vito’s sons alive smh
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No really, we understand… complain about waiting 3 whole minutes for the one airside shuttle to arrive
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Which Simpsons joke have you appreciated more as an adult?
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this sentence was never meant to be said
Pop Crave@PopCrave
A Labubu was left on Karl Marx’s grave.
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regardless of what happens to the tarrifs, they're doomed from the start bc the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once:
— virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— against increasing the minimum wage
— buys foreign imports because they're cheap
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I had open house at my 8th grader’s school & his social studies teacher mentioned they were doing a project where the kids took a personality test to determine a career path, would get a set salary (avg for the career) and would have to build a budget. I asked him what he got &—
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Dj remixes “Mario” for a huge crowd and has a sick drop
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