The Hurricanes

@pckeefyboy You’ve already signed for another club so please don’t act like you’re bothered #BecameFamousLeftTheHurricanes

@FHHurricanes It’s a massive shame

cont...2/2 Further thanks to all of the Hurrifans™️ in particular the Parkes, Torrington, Stubley & Crofts families. We bow out with a league and cup win in our name and heads held high. Good luck to all our players finding new clubs 💚💚💛💛💙💙

@dronfieldvic Expense & getting 11 on a Sunday are the main reasons. We’ve got over 30 lads signed on but getting 11 there on a Sunday morning proved impossible. We’ve had a good couple of years as well winning the League & Cup.

@FHHurricanes Its a shame to see another club bow out of the league system, there were 9 divisions when we founded. 😔

Are you still ok to host on July 15th 1.30pm ko @FCBarcelona ?

The club will soon be in touch with all current and past players to arrange one final game against an unannounced opposition.

“Viva Buttery, Viva Buttery, he’s not as good as Stubbs but he collects the subs, Viva Buttery” @RyanButt1985 #FurnaceHillHurricanes

It’s official, @FHHurricanes are no longer in existence. 2013-2018 Thanks to all that have worn then green, yellow or navy shirt in the last 5 years. Huge thanks to @RyanButt1985 for running the secretarial side for all that time. @pckeefyboy for the success he bought 1/2

Due to the content in the last tweet @pckeefyboy is rumoured to be taking legal action against @FHHurricanes #CelebLyf #PCKeefyBoy #BadCopBadCop #WoWoWoWoWo

After the ‘Keith Parkes called off council blunder’ it looks as though this may be the last season playing competitively for Furnace Hill. This may change if we find a foreign investor to pay off remaining debts and buy us a new kit #KeithsOnTv 🚔🐷

Happy 21st to our linguine limbed left footed superstar @Toddas67 2️⃣1️⃣💙

It’s a torrid run for @pckeefyboy after last weeks attempt to convince grown men it was ok to play on marsh land, fell on deaf ears. All players were grateful however to turn up at The Carpet™️ to then be sent home moments later #ManManager

Despite @pckeefyboy paying 3 illegal Romanian workers minimum wage for the last week to fork/drain the pitch - tomorrow’s fixture has been called off.

No game tomorrow so the attempt to beat the attendance record at The Carpet™️ will have to be put on hold for another week. Season best - 7 All time best - 11 (dogs included) #CommunityClub #StrengthInNumbers

Huge welcome back to @trickydicky81 after months on the sideline due to excessive weekend plans/a hamstring injury. The man with the upside down head put in a sterling performance along side Sunday League pin up @pckeefyboy in the centre of defence.

*#CROFTS GETS 3rd WIN#* Interim manager @LeighCrofts left the game at 4-2 but still masterminded a 8-3 win against @birdholmeclubfc Scorers; Strong 2, @Benmarsh77 2, @thewhiteassasin & @Toddas67 3 *@kirky0712 has been promoted to kitman whilst sidelined with his injury 💙💛

Everton get a hiding 4-0 and the next day you still wake up with this in your head....

Catch up on results; 12/11 Hurricanes 1 - 5 Brampton Moor 19/11 Hurricanes 1 - 0 Cresswell 26/11 Hurricanes 4 - 4 Butchers Arms 07/01 Hurricanes 6 - 1 Young Vanish 14/01 Hurricanes 4 - 3 Bolsover Scorers; Stubbs probably got a few, Toddas got a few and Fearne scores.

@Toddas67 We feel the same ✌🏼

Hurricanes 1 - 0 Brim Scorers; Stubley MOM; @rspire87

Spartans FC have been informed we value @SaulAsquith at £50. He was valued at £100 but we now have to sort our own Xmas party.