— 𝕾𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌 𝕮𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐑 .

give me ONE good reason why the goldilocks zone exists. when i have found life that exists outside of the goldilocks zone. if life can exist in 200+° AMMONIA then life almost certainly can exist WITHOUT WATER.

this is ragebait. you're ragebaiting me.

I hate being sexy, but somebody has to do it.

the sun is nearly gone. the lights are turning on. a silver shine that stretches to the sea. we stumble on a view that’s tailor made for two, what a shame those two are you and me

⠀⠀𝐂ause youre a s͟k͟y͟ , ⠀ ⠀𝐂ause youre a 𝘴𝘬𝘺 full of s͟t͟a͟r͟s͟

𝒲𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗎𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔.

YOU KNOW THE PHYSICS ASPECT OF IT! DID YOOOOU GO TO SPACE TO FIX THE SUN?! NO. I DID. DO YOUUU STUDY CELLS AND CHEMISTRY FOR A LIVING AND SPEND SIX MISERABLE YEARS TO GET A PHD ABOUT CELLS?!? NO!

I mean. I feel the amount of knowledge I need to know about weather, which includes water and how it interacts, qualifies me to argue this .

KATE YOU STUDY TORNADOES HOW ARE YOU COMING TO ME, A MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST SLASH UNWILLING ASTRONAUT, AND TELLING 𝗠𝗘 that 𝗜'𝗠 𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚?!? NO! NO! WHEN I FIND LIFE THAT EXISTS WITHOUT FUDGING H2O YOUR NAME IS GOING IN THE PAPER.

nope— no. nuh uh. it's a schrodinger's cat situation. just because i found life outside of earth that needs water doesn't mean that there isn't life out there somewhere that doesn't need it! THE CAT IS BOTH DEAD AND ALIVE.

“I bit my finger! Fudging hurts!” Yes he said fudging.