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Sunday night anxiety hit so hard I couldn’t sleep. Now it’s Monday and I’m running on 3 hours of sleep and pure caffeine. Send help. FML.

Stayed up late Sunday finishing that book I’ve been meaning to read. Monday morning my eyes are so puffy I look like I lost a fight with bees. FML.

Finally relaxed on Sunday, did zero chores. Now it’s Monday and my boss asked why my presentation looks like it was made by a raccoon on NyQuil. FML.

Spent all Sunday binge-watching shows thinking “I’ll do laundry tomorrow.” It’s Monday morning and I’m wearing a shirt that smells like regret. FML.

Work, huh? FML

Today, my therapist told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that. FML.

Today, I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. FML.

Today, I decided to cook a romantic dinner for my date. The fire department said my smoke alarm was “working perfectly.” FML.

Today, my boss caught me sleeping at my desk. I told him I was meditating on new strategies. He promoted the guy next to me. FML.

Betting on France? FML.

FML hope to die, Pizza on a Saturday morning

To sleep or not to sleep, FML either way

FML in A friendly Friday mood

Tried to look cool jumping over a puddle in front of my coworkers. Slipped, fell in, and did the worm trying to get up. Now they call me “Slip ‘n Slide.” FML.

My date said she loved dogs, so I showed her 200 photos of mine. She meant hot dogs. She’s vegetarian. FML.

Wore my shirt inside out all day at work. Nobody told me until the big presentation when I turned around to point at the whiteboard. FML.

Tried to quietly fart in a packed elevator. It came out loud enough to echo and smelled like regret. Everyone stared at the old lady next to me. FML.

Decided to "save money" and cut my own hair before a job interview. Now I look like a rejected boy band member from 2003. FML.

Bought my girlfriend flowers to be romantic. She’s allergic. To the exact kind I got. FML.

Wore my nice white shirt to an important meeting. Sat on a melted chocolate bar someone left on the subway seat. FML.