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FIRST ON FOX: Democratic Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner's deleted Reddit account reveals graphic posts about masturbating in portable toilets and praising explicit military restroom graffiti — the latest in a growing trail of vulgar comments that could define his race against Susan Collins. Platner has dismissed past controversies as 'joking' and 's***posting,' but GOP strategists say the pattern raises fundamental questions about his judgment and fitness for office. He became Democrats' presumptive nominee after Gov. Janet Mills dropped out last month.

Alcohol consumption among U.S. adults has fallen to the lowest level recorded in Gallup’s nearly 90-year history.

U.S. military’s basic rifleman combat loadout is 210 rounds of 5.56x45mm NATO ammo carried in seven 30-round magazines However if you actually inspect those magazines you may find that many are actually only loaded with 29, 28 or even 27 rounds of ammo

Incels think sex robots will replace women but they severely underestimate the utility of our nagging. Men who aren’t nagged or striving for female attention tend to live on a mattress on the floor, devoid of purpose, playing video games and watching porn all day. Bleak.

You know what one of the biggest movie lies is? Digging holes! In the movies, anyone, even a child, can dig open a full-size, six-foot deep grave in a matter of minutes with a single shovel and no help. They never get tired, never need a pickaxe for rocks or the hardened soil just under the surface, never get covered in dirt, and there done as quickly as you can microwave a Hot Pocket. The next movie ticket I buy is going to be for a flick that’s just some dude who gets stuck shoveling and that’s all he does for the next 90 minutes, resulting in a hole about the size of a bedroom end table.